| My friend’s got an iPhone and he hates that shit
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| He tells me everyday
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| He says «Man, I’m down to 22%, and I just charged all day!»
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| He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone
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| Deletes his fucking music all day
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| If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can’t get an iPhone 8
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!
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| He slits both his hands and it still isn’t enough
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| To bring an end to system updates
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| OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!
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| Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah!
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| Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday!
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| (Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!)
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| My friend’s got an Android and it sucks his dick
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| And grills him savory steak
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| If he wants fucking cancer, then he’ll get iPhone
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| But 'til then, his life is great
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!
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| iPhone did 9/11, it wasn’t Zayn!
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| iPhone why don’t you lick a cock?!
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| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
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| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!
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| (And that’s why now everyone’s an Android…) |