![iPhones Gay - Rucka Rucka Ali](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/32847513077013925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 22.05.2017
Song language: English
iPhones Gay |
My friend’s got an iPhone and he hates that shit |
He tells me everyday |
He says «Man, I’m down to 22%, and I just charged all day!» |
He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone |
Deletes his fucking music all day |
If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can’t get an iPhone 8 |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
He slits both his hands and it still isn’t enough |
To bring an end to system updates |
OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah! |
Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday! |
(Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!) |
My friend’s got an Android and it sucks his dick |
And grills him savory steak |
If he wants fucking cancer, then he’ll get iPhone |
But 'til then, his life is great |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
iPhone did 9/11, it wasn’t Zayn! |
iPhone why don’t you lick a cock?! |
iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
(And that’s why now everyone’s an Android…) |
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