Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song iPhones Gay , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. Release date: 22.05.2017
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song iPhones Gay , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. iPhones Gay |
| My friend’s got an iPhone and he hates that shit |
| He tells me everyday |
| He says «Man, I’m down to 22%, and I just charged all day!» |
| He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone |
| Deletes his fucking music all day |
| If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can’t get an iPhone 8 |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
| He slits both his hands and it still isn’t enough |
| To bring an end to system updates |
| OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
| Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah! |
| Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday! |
| (Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!) |
| My friend’s got an Android and it sucks his dick |
| And grills him savory steak |
| If he wants fucking cancer, then he’ll get iPhone |
| But 'til then, his life is great |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?! |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
| iPhone did 9/11, it wasn’t Zayn! |
| iPhone why don’t you lick a cock?! |
| iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay! |
| Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?! |
| (And that’s why now everyone’s an Android…) |
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