| Power of the pen, I’m walking out a state pen
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| I seen cold-hearted thugs turn to gay men
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| Would I pay for some poontang? |
| Amen
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| I’m lookin' around for some bitches, uh!
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| It’s cold and my dick’s hard
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| Got a gun and a shank and pepper can spray and a Pritz card
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| I can’t pray, I betrayed every witch god
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| My bare hands to choke out a ninja, yeah!
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| Walk up to the street corner, see two crackheads and a Chinese foreigner,
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| in a sauna
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| Said «Can I get some marijuana? |
| I gotta get baked, I just served ten days for
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| rape!»
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| He said «Are you porice?» |
| I said «Don't make me fuck yo ass in the face, homie!»
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| I’m trying to get a buzz, it’s what I does, I’ma join you niggas in the tub
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| (I don’t know)
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| What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
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| (I'm like yo!)
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| How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
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| (If you don’t)
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| See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
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| We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro
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| Woke up two days later, fucking Ruth Bader
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| Took my dick and I told her that I wouldn’t date her
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| Went downstairs, two dudes from Al-Qaeda at a passover seder
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| Uh waiter?
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| That’s when my phone rang (Ring!)
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| Collect call from Pyongyang, oh dang, gotta go man! |
| (Peace!)
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| Grabbed a salty potato from the place and said
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| «Y'all have a good one, I’m gon' get some cocaine!»
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| Got into the Uber car, neighborhood is super dark
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| Rolled up to the diner, got a table with the driver
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| Told him not to speak, what he sees, to forget it
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| He said «I'm Japanese, all I speak is Japan!»
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| I screamed «Nobody move, I want some free food! |
| Bring me some chicken fries!»
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| Driver said «Me too!» |
| (Shut up!!!) He got tossed out the joint
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| Driver said «That was bullshit!»
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| I said «You missed the whole point!»
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| Reach in my pocket, pulled out some ketchup packets
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| Salt and pepper shakers and forks, extra napkins (Aw shit!)
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| Then I pointed my gun at his fucking head! |
| (What?)
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| I said «You saw too much, now you’re fucking dead!» |
| (Wait!)
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| He said «You don’t gotta do this, I won’t squeal!»
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| Man I told you, keep quiet for the whole meal
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| He said «You're so cruel, isn’t this enough?!»
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| But isn’t this how God and his angels treat us?!
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| (I don’t know)
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| What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
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| (I'm like yo!)
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| How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
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| (If you don’t)
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| See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
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| We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro
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| What the fuck? |