| I’m wearin' Birkenstocks, sippin' on some Kombucha
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| I’m standing on the dock in Santa Monica
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| I’m wearing a wristband that says «Go Vegan in Tibet»
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| I only eat organic stress-free grass-feed foods
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| Yoga
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| Great time joggin', hiking, fishing
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| These kale chips are so damn addicting
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| I’m making friends with all different cultures
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| But I gotta tell you bro
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| With my tofu & my chai tea, Greek yogurt too
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| Do you want to
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| Play Frisbee
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| Do you want some juice?
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| Bro
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| What should we get for lunch?
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| Could go anywhere
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| Let’s hit the Taco Truck
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| Do you want to
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| Get sushi?
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| We could watch the news
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| I do my laundry every day
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| With my gluten-free detergent
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| All I wanna do
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| Is take my vitamins
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| Stop off at Trader Joe
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| In a Tank Top and Lululemons
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| Sun dried veggie chips
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| Yeah I brought my own bag
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| Trail mix
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| Paddle boarding
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| Watching «Simpsons»
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| I’m taking selfies
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| Co-existing
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| Can’t wait for the Film Foreign Festival
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| But I gotta tell you bro
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| Do you want soup?
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| Peet’s Coffee is open at 2
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| I got a nice vest and a beanie
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| Seersucker suit
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| Bro
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| What should we get for brunch?
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| Let’s go get quinoa with extra sea salt
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| No thank you
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| I quit smoking
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| It’s bad for you
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| I’m dressing up my cat like Tyler Steven
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| My dog loves «Breaking Bad» and he’s also vegan
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| We’re out of almond flour
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| Dinner party’s in an hour
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| Man, what would Ghandi do?
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| He’d drive quickly to Whole Foods
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| I got a iPad
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| I hang with my dad
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| Sometimes mom comes too
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| And I longboard
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| And I skateboard
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| Eat Superfood
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| Bro
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| What should we get for lunch?
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| Let’s go anywhere
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| C’mon, you decide
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| No not Thai
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| We had it last time
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| Let’s try something new
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| And I’m a coder
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| And I’m a gamer
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| And I’m a DJ too
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| I’m really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
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| How are you?
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| Do you want cheese?
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| I saved some for you |