| I think that every race
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| is a-okay
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| We all have something to be proud of
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| ('cept white people)
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| I like very country the same,
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| even the ones where my own music’s not allowed in
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| or the ones that wanna bomb us!
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| Women are as smart as me and you
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| No! |
| No! |
| It’s true!
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| They could be president of this country,
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| I mean who cares?
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| There’s already a black!
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| I love minorities
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| especially, people that get around in wheelchairs
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| That’s hot!
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| I love everyone in the world!
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| Because no one is different than no one
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| Everyone is fuckin' like someone
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| And if you fell like I do,
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| take your hand and touch my balls,
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| and sing along this fuckin' song!
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| Black people are good at playing basketball!
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| Asians cook Chinee food on woks
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| Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
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| So suck on my cock if you don’t love everyone!
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| White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts!
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| They need Jews to fill their tax forms
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| Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
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| We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff
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| Sex, them Europeans
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| do it with kids,
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| it’s like their proud of it or something
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| It’s legal in their countries
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| Canadians, at age fifteen
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| can legally suck off dirty old man for money
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| No they can’t!
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| OK, for free
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| That’s right!
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| Everyone in the world’s good
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| because no one is better than someone else is
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| I’m down with women’s circumcision
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| So if you feel like I do,
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| (Your a homo)
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| Take your ballsack and your bongo drum,
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| and sing this gay ass little song
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| Black people are good at stealing stereos!
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| They’ve got Jewish lawyers in court
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| Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
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| Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most
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| Africans like lynching homosexuals
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| Cubans turn dildos into boats
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| Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
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| Everyone’s special in their own gay little way
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| Arab girls have got to be sweaty
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| They put to death if they show they tittie
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| That’s baller shit,
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| I ain’t even playin'
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| Lemme tell you what’s the same about the
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| Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
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| They’re all fuckin' crazy!
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| Except the Swedish, they’re just lazy,
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| and love the penis
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| Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
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| got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay
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| And Frenchmen don’t believe in bathing
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| and Haitians love a good earthquake
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| Caging a Mongol?
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| Russian tradition
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| Rape in the Congo?
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| As long as it’s women
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| Taking a dump on someone else’s culture and making fun of them just 'cause
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| they’re different
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| and making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true?
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| Don’t to it
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| So if you hate racist humour,
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| get your pooper up,
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| and sing this fuckin' song!
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| Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
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| They got shot,
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| and now cannot walk
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| Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
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| Everyone’s good,
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| no one is better than someone
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| White people can show black people how to vote
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| Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
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| Blind black men can’t play hockey, 'cause they’re black
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| Helen Keller can’t drive because she’s a woman
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| Gary Coleman’s gone
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| It was so sad,
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| he was so young
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| I mean he was like fifty-one
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| but it’s sad.
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| because he looked like he was nine years old
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| Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
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| His wife did it!
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| I love minorities |