Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Love Minorities, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Album song I'm Black, You're White & These Are Clearly Parodies, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 09.08.2010
Record label: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song language: English
I Love Minorities |
I think that every race |
is a-okay |
We all have something to be proud of |
('cept white people) |
I like very country the same, |
even the ones where my own music’s not allowed in |
or the ones that wanna bomb us! |
Women are as smart as me and you |
No! |
No! |
It’s true! |
They could be president of this country, |
I mean who cares? |
There’s already a black! |
I love minorities |
especially, people that get around in wheelchairs |
That’s hot! |
I love everyone in the world! |
Because no one is different than no one |
Everyone is fuckin' like someone |
And if you fell like I do, |
take your hand and touch my balls, |
and sing along this fuckin' song! |
Black people are good at playing basketball! |
Asians cook Chinee food on woks |
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico! |
So suck on my cock if you don’t love everyone! |
White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts! |
They need Jews to fill their tax forms |
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs! |
We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff |
Sex, them Europeans |
do it with kids, |
it’s like their proud of it or something |
It’s legal in their countries |
Canadians, at age fifteen |
can legally suck off dirty old man for money |
No they can’t! |
OK, for free |
That’s right! |
Everyone in the world’s good |
because no one is better than someone else is |
I’m down with women’s circumcision |
So if you feel like I do, |
(Your a homo) |
Take your ballsack and your bongo drum, |
and sing this gay ass little song |
Black people are good at stealing stereos! |
They’ve got Jewish lawyers in court |
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff |
Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most |
Africans like lynching homosexuals |
Cubans turn dildos into boats |
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes |
Everyone’s special in their own gay little way |
Arab girls have got to be sweaty |
They put to death if they show they tittie |
That’s baller shit, |
I ain’t even playin' |
Lemme tell you what’s the same about the |
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis |
They’re all fuckin' crazy! |
Except the Swedish, they’re just lazy, |
and love the penis |
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden |
got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay |
And Frenchmen don’t believe in bathing |
and Haitians love a good earthquake |
Caging a Mongol? |
Russian tradition |
Rape in the Congo? |
As long as it’s women |
Taking a dump on someone else’s culture and making fun of them just 'cause |
they’re different |
and making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true? |
Don’t to it |
So if you hate racist humour, |
get your pooper up, |
and sing this fuckin' song! |
Black people are good at wheelchair basketball |
They got shot, |
and now cannot walk |
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible |
Everyone’s good, |
no one is better than someone |
White people can show black people how to vote |
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good |
Blind black men can’t play hockey, 'cause they’re black |
Helen Keller can’t drive because she’s a woman |
Gary Coleman’s gone |
It was so sad, |
he was so young |
I mean he was like fifty-one |
but it’s sad. |
because he looked like he was nine years old |
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka? |
His wife did it! |
I love minorities |