
Date of issue: 12.01.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song language: English
I Love Michelle |
I don’t do a whole lot |
I like to sit back and smoke pot |
Do I like being President? |
No |
It counts as having a job |
Now I can’t get welfare |
How the hell did I get myself here? |
Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears. |
Yeah |
I love Michelle |
I came from the ghetto |
Guess I’m acting white |
I love Michelle |
But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime |
I love Michelle |
Ya know I’m kinda fed up |
I miss my life of crime |
I love Michelle |
But I guess I don’t mind |
I get high with Biden |
Ya know what’s crazy |
I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them |
Congress must get my child support checks |
I’m not the one that pays them |
I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I |
park |
And I still wouldn’t go behind bars |
I’m the president |
I could poop on the oval desk |
Set a new precedent |
And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay |
And get the new Beats by Dre |
I love Michelle |
I came from the ghetto |
I guess I’m acting white |
I love Michelle |
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time |
I love Michelle |
Ya know I’m kinda fed up |
I miss my life of crime |
I love Michelle |
But I guess I don’t mind |
I get high with Biden |
I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and |
I’m at KFC |
I don’t give a fuck about the whole Middle East |
I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat |
Yeah |
These crazy ass Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations |
Please don’t test my patience or else prepare for invasion |
I want Middle East peace |
We could all shake hands and plant some trees |
Or I could bomb everyone with a smile |
&&we could close that file |
I love Michelle |
I came from the ghetto |
I guess I’m acting white |
I love Michelle |
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time |
I love Michelle |
Ya know I’m kinda fed up |
I miss my life of crime |
I love Michelle |
But I guess I don’t mind |
I get high with Biden |
Smoke some good trees |
Bomb some countries |
I’m brown and a Swede |
I was born in Zimbabwe |
Fi Fa Fo Fum |
Eat my Scrotum |
I got a gun |
Give me your Funyuns |
I love Michelle |
I came from the ghetto |
I guess I’m acting white |
I love Michelle |
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time |
I love Michelle |
Ya know I’m kinda fed up |
I miss my life of crime |
I love Michelle |
But I guess I don’t mind |
I get high with Biden |
I went to war last night |
I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like |
Boy you a weak ass wimpy Vegan |
Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends |
Who me? |
Yeah you weak |
The only missile you aim is when you take a leak |
But I bombed Afghanistan last week |
Yeah you and every other Muslim Sheik |
You know what, you just too nice |
We’d be safer with president Ray Rice |
Michelle, I’m getting upset |
What you gonna do? |
Condemn me at the UN? |
You never get rough, you’re not able |
But the option is always on the table |
Nyuka, impress a girl |
Fuck it |
Goodbye World |
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