| I don’t do a whole lot
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| I like to sit back and smoke pot
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| Do I like being President?
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| No
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| It counts as having a job
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| Now I can’t get welfare
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| How the hell did I get myself here?
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| Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears.
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| Yeah
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| I love Michelle
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| I came from the ghetto
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| Guess I’m acting white
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| I love Michelle
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| But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime
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| I love Michelle
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| Ya know I’m kinda fed up
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| I miss my life of crime
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| I love Michelle
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| But I guess I don’t mind
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| I get high with Biden
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| Ya know what’s crazy
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| I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them
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| Congress must get my child support checks
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| I’m not the one that pays them
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| I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I
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| park
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| And I still wouldn’t go behind bars
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| I’m the president
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| I could poop on the oval desk
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| Set a new precedent
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| And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay
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| And get the new Beats by Dre
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| I love Michelle
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| I came from the ghetto
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| I guess I’m acting white
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| I love Michelle
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| But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
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| I love Michelle
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| Ya know I’m kinda fed up
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| I miss my life of crime
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| I love Michelle
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| But I guess I don’t mind
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| I get high with Biden
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| I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and
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| I’m at KFC
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| I don’t give a fuck about the whole Middle East
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| I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat
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| Yeah
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| These crazy ass Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations
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| Please don’t test my patience or else prepare for invasion
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| I want Middle East peace
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| We could all shake hands and plant some trees
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| Or I could bomb everyone with a smile
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| &&we could close that file
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| I love Michelle
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| I came from the ghetto
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| I guess I’m acting white
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| I love Michelle
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| But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
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| I love Michelle
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| Ya know I’m kinda fed up
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| I miss my life of crime
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| I love Michelle
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| But I guess I don’t mind
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| I get high with Biden
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| Smoke some good trees
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| Bomb some countries
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| I’m brown and a Swede
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| I was born in Zimbabwe
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| Fi Fa Fo Fum
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| Eat my Scrotum
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| I got a gun
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| Give me your Funyuns
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| I love Michelle
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| I came from the ghetto
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| I guess I’m acting white
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| I love Michelle
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| But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
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| I love Michelle
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| Ya know I’m kinda fed up
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| I miss my life of crime
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| I love Michelle
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| But I guess I don’t mind
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| I get high with Biden
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| I went to war last night
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| I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like
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| Boy you a weak ass wimpy Vegan
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| Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends
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| Who me?
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| Yeah you weak
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| The only missile you aim is when you take a leak
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| But I bombed Afghanistan last week
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| Yeah you and every other Muslim Sheik
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| You know what, you just too nice
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| We’d be safer with president Ray Rice
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| Michelle, I’m getting upset
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| What you gonna do?
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| Condemn me at the UN?
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| You never get rough, you’re not able
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| But the option is always on the table
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| Nyuka, impress a girl
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| Fuck it
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| Goodbye World |