| I’ve got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had
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| My cock is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
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| When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin
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| When I fuck women with it, they always ask «is it in?»
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| I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
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| I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
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| It’s just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
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| My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right girth
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| To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
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| My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right length
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| To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
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| It’s not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
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| It’s how u make the water rock
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| It’s not the size that counts (which is great cause)
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| I have a really little cock
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| I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
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| I have an angry big dog, he’s really loud and really mean
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| I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
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| («U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!»)
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| I don’t want no black neighbors, they raise the cock size average on the street
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| (and the crime rate)
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| I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
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| I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
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| It’s just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
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| My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
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| To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
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| I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
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| Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)
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| When bitches see my cock it doesn’t end well
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| They always tryin not to laugh
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| When bitches see my cock they always say well
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| That really does explain a lot
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| I have a little cock
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| They say size matters (it does not)
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| What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
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| I’m embarrased when I’m standing in the bathroom by the pisser
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| With no divider in between em and I’m standing next to a black dude
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| Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
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| It’s just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
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| My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right girth
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| To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
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| My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right length
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| To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
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| It’s not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
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| It’s how you make the water rock
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| It’s not the size that counts (which is great cause)
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| I have a really little cock
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| I have a small wee wee |