Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hey Mom (Where's Dad), artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Album song Rucka's World, in the genre Date of issue: 16.09.2012
Record label: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song language: English
Hey Mom (Where's Dad) |
| Hey Mom, what’s doin'? |
| Dad’s been gone for quite some time |
| Something happened to him? |
| Last I knew, he went to the store |
| But it never took Dad this long before |
| Maybe there’s traffic |
| Dad always lets guys get in front of him like a laid back faggot |
| That’s it, yeah, daddy’s just not back yet |
| Dad’s great, always running late |
| Must be rush hour, cars are backed up |
| 'Cause Jackie Chan is chasing after some Asian fucker |
| While Chris Tucker is screaming |
| «And you know this, man!» |
| I hope Dad hurries back here |
| Mom, isn’t it about time for you to shave off Dad’s back hair? |
| It’s getting pretty late, hope Dad’s okay |
| How long does it take to buy a pack of Rogain? |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad, why did daddy leave us? |
| (Hey Mom) I want Dad back even if he beats us |
| (Hey Mom) Without Dad, who’s gonna feed us? |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of cup ramen and frozen Pizza |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad? |
| (Where did Daddy go?) |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of Spaghetti-o's |
| (Hey Mom) I could sure use Dad, right now |
| (Hey Mom) When is he coming home? |
| Jesus, Mom, Dad’s taking a while |
| Y’think he got caught up in the porno isle? |
| I bet he rubbed one out and got caught on camera |
| I don’t wanna pack up and move in with grandma |
| Maybe Dad got pulled over speeding |
| Bet they Rodney King’d him, pulled him out and beat him |
| That Dad sure doesn’t like obeying the law |
| Remember when dinner was late and Daddy busted your jaw? |
| Here he comes, Mom |
| I bet he’ll walk in just any minute |
| I bet he brought you some chocolate and me some dinner |
| He’ll walk in any second, you ready? |
| I bet he’s racing on home like a fucking Andretti |
| Okay Mom, now I’m starting to get nervous |
| Why’s he takin' so long? |
| Is he doing it on purpose? |
| Is he trying to suprise me? |
| Is he buying me a' «Icee»? |
| It’s like a Slurpee, but not as pricey |
| Where’s Daddy? |
| He really should be home already |
| Where’s Dad, Mom? |
| Is he buying you a tampon? |
| This is longer than it takes to go to the store |
| Does Daddy like us, anymore? |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad, why did daddy leave us? |
| (Hey Mom) I want Dad back even if he beats us |
| (Hey Mom) Without Dad, who’s gonna feed us? |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of cup ramen and frozen Pizza |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad? |
| (Where did Daddy go?) |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of Spaghetti-o's |
| (Hey Mom) I could sure use Dad, right now |
| (Hey Mom) When is he coming home? |
| Who’s gonna coach my «Little League Game»? |
| Who’ll buy me clothes at TJ? |
| Who’s gonna buy my first BJ from some Belgian whore? |
| Who’s gonna teach me to get girls numbers? |
| Who’ll buy me a pack of rubbers? |
| Who’s gonna catch me jacking off to transvestite Asian porn? |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad, why did daddy leave us? |
| (Hey Mom) I want Dad back even if he beats us |
| (Hey Mom) Without Dad, who’s gonna feed us? |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of cup ramen and frozen Pizza |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad? |
| (Where did Daddy go?) |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of Spaghetti-o's |
| (Hey Mom) I could sure use Dad, right now |
| (Hey Mom) When is he coming home? |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad, why did daddy leave us? |
| (Hey Mom) I want Dad back even if he beats us |
| (Hey Mom) Without Dad, who’s gonna feed us? |
| (Hey Mom) I’m sick of cup ramen and frozen Pizza |
| (Hey Mom) Where’s Dad? |
| (Where did Daddy go?) |
| I’m sick of Spaghetti-o's |
| (Hey Mom) I could sure use Dad, right now |
| When is he coming home? |
| Hello there, Son |
| Dad you’re home! |
| Yes, sorry I’m late |
| There was a sale at Walmart |
| So I bought a little bit of everything |
| Well, that’s great |
| I love you, Dad! |
| I love you, Son |
| Hey, where’s Mom? |
| She… |
| She went to the store, son |
| She went to the store |
| Aw shucks |