| When I was a kid
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| I wished grandpa would get off me
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| At least just fuck more softly
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| Now my mom gets
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| My clothes for me at Hot Topic
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| I dress like a Nazi
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| I’m pissed all the time
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| I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»
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| I say words like
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| «Discombobulated melancholy»
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| I dress like a Nazi
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| I am emo
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| I dress in girl’s clothes
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| When I’m dancing at shows
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| I look like a four-year-old
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| Throwing a tantrum
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| Reattach my testicles
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| I’m in The Scene
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| I play bass in my band
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| I like cutting my wrist
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| I weigh 91 pounds
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| It’s OK to cry
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| Most emos kiss other guys
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| 'Cause emo chicks are fat
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| When I was a kid
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| I wished grandpa would get off me
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| At least just fuck more softly
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| Now my mom gets
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| My clothes for me at Hot Topic
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| I dress like a Nazi
 | 
| I’m pissed all the time
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| I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»
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| I say words like
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| «Discombobulated melancholy»
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| I dress like a Nazi
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| You guys are mean!
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| I’m not gay!
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| Two knuckles doesn’t count!
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| Not even!
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| I’m so scene (Yeah!)
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| I don’t care what you think!
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| I’m better than you!
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| You guys are mean!
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| Craig Owens, don’t leave please
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| I’m seriously
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| I still cry to your first CD
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| I wish Craig Owens would love me
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| But he’s busy entertaining little white girls
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| Nobody loves me
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| In the whole wide world
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| I was emo
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| When you were busy watching Spice World
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| And everyone would laugh at me
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| So I fucked myself
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| And got HPV
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| But now that it’s cool
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| To be a emo faggot
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| I have an advantage
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| I speak Spanish
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| I crashland on your mattress
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| Do a backflip into a pile of ashes
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| I knock you out with a trashlid
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| My fist, yo ass
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| 'Bout to have a blast, kid!
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| When I was a kid
 | 
| I wished grandpa would get off me
 | 
| At least just fuck more softly
 | 
| Now my mom gets
 | 
| My clothes for me at Hot Topic
 | 
| I dress like a Nazi
 | 
| I’m pissed all the time
 | 
| I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»
 | 
| I say words like
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| «Discombobulated melancholy»
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| I dress like a Nazi
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| Do you know what it’s like, bein' me?
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| I’m the coolest guy I know
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| And I have no friends!
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| You know how many girls I fingered in the bathroom?
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| Like seven!
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| In the butt!
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| My grandma said,
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| «Rucka, what’s the point of having balls if nobody sees 'em?»
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| I’m da best!
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| When I was a kid
 | 
| I wished grandpa would get off me
 | 
| at least just fuck more softly
 | 
| Now my mom gets
 | 
| My clothes for me at Hot Topic
 | 
| I dress like a Nazi
 | 
| I’m pissed all the time
 | 
| I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»
 | 
| I say words like
 | 
| «Discombobulated melancholy»
 | 
| I dress like a Nazi
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| Fuck you! |