| Melting the snowflakes with my laser vision
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| Destroying leftists with logic and hitting
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| Logic and science and separate latrines
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| These are what trigger the dangerous teens
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| Dealing the leftists some serious damage
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| Stab them with logic and give them a bandage
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| Owning the left, is this where the left is at? | 
| Really?
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| Sorry kids but facts don’t care about your feelings
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| My wife is a doctor, my wife is a doctor
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| The left is a problem, my wife is a doctor
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| I fry snowflakes with sunglasses, smoke chronic
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| But at 6PM I can’t use electronics
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| It’s Shabbos, good Shabbos, I can’t read your comments
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| Can’t have any involvement but my goyfriend can post shit
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| He’ll own you with logic while I sit back and do nothing
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| But on Sunday I promise I’ll post lots of content
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| Pwning the libtards and the snowflake bitches
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| Separating dairy from all my meat dishes
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| Got separate sinks in two separate whole kitchens
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| This country was founded on God and religion
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| Whoever’s not married by 25 is
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| A sodomite living in sin, this is science
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| Have an abortion and you’re getting sentenced
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| To slave labor in Egypt, okay, this is epic
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| My yarmulke is keeping away all the demons
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| I slay them dumb snowflakes while I’m sleeping
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| I cornered the whole damn snowflake melting market
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| I own feminists, socialists, and shvartzas
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| Okay, this is epic, okay, this is epic
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| My wife is a doctor, I’m probably adopted
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| I fly to Israel with my rocket launcher
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| My rockets, my laser, my bible, fedora
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| Sippin' Manischewitz and tweeting for some drama
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| Obama? | 
| More like NO-bama
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| There’s more than 2 genders NOT
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| Life begins when your dad busts a nut
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| I don’t mean to brag but my IQ is a thousand
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| I’m the chosen people’s spokesperson, king of the whole internet
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| Running loops
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| Around the liberal groups
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| Is this how low liberals stoop?
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| I play it cool
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| Speak at your liberal school
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| Sippin' some matzoh ball soup
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| I fire back, logic and facts
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| No matter how triggered the liberals get
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| Don’t fuck with me before the High Holidays
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| I swear to God that I’m not fucking gay
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| I’m not gay, I’m not gay
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| My wife is epic, I own the leftists
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| Eviscerate the libtards and snowflakes for breakfast
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| With logic, and logic, and facts, and logic
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| Okay, so seriously, who thought this song would be okay?
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| Who in the world thought this be okay?
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| Like, okay, I’m not even personally offended, okay, like
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| But this is definitely, like, seriously, literally offensive
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| My wife is a doctor, okay, so I know what I’m talking about
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| This guy is not even a real Jew
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| He should drop his pants |