Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Danny Tanner Rap, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Date of issue: 17.12.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Danny Tanner Rap |
| You know I just dont' get it |
| Last year I lived with my wife |
| And three little girls |
| This year I got half the neighborhood moved into my townhouse |
| What you need help with? |
| It’s called room and board, bitch |
| Get the fuck outta here |
| You see I’m just Danny Tanner (Danny Tanner) |
| I’m just a hell of a guy, I don’t know what Michelle would do without me (do |
| with out me) |
| Everybody in the world seems to now be part of my family (part of my family) |
| Now everybody’s got a problem and my job’s to make them happy (make them happy) |
| (yo) |
| You might see me walking my dumb dog Comet |
| Named after the powder we throw into the toilet |
| This mutt’s not ours, his mama snuck into the house without knocking |
| Dropped some puppies out of her cunt and took off |
| My daughter thought we won’t notice the dog barking |
| Gave birth on my property like a Mexican hopper |
| Whose fucking bed is this? |
| Jesse Katsopolis |
| Mullet head, another freeloader on my premises |
| Joey Gladstone, unfunniest of comics |
| Dumbass, toehead means your hair’s got jaundice |
| Oh, come on now, cut it out |
| Cut it out? |
| How 'bout I cut you out of my fucking list of dependents? |
| My fucking daughter must not know what a garage is |
| Reversed Joey’s car into the fucking dishwasher |
| I’m so proud, my baby can’t park |
| Least my dead wife never saw her turn out retarded (how rude?) |
| Never saw Michelle turn juvenile culprit |
| Disobeys me to stay up late and watch Arsenio Hall |
| You got it, dude, got what, bitch? |
| You and Comet? |
| Uncle Jesse and half the ZIP code living at my address? |
| Oh I see, Jesse thinks this house isn’t mine |
| Turned my basement into a studio and signed him a record deal |
| With a guy who’s got the same Elvis hair he’s got |
| Who he probably met on Epstein’s pedophile island |
| Jesse and the Rippers never had a hit |
| Their music sounds like shit |
| The Japs still gave those faggots a number one club hit |
| They said fuck it |
| Jesse Katsopolis don’t want me |
| To play in his cringe little 90s |
| Beach Boys cover band then he hired Viper |
| Who banged my kid DJ, damn V |
| You’re almost as bad as Tommy Page hitting on Stephanie |
| A couple of pedos watch over my girls |
| Then some ghetto nerd crosses over into my world |
| Did I do that? |
| Do what? |
| 99% of crimes committed between 1981 and current year? |
| A house with three dudes but not gay |
| FBI probably got a pedo file on me |
| Wake up, San Franscisco, it’s Chris Hansen, sit down |
| Tell my why you told little baby Michelle to bend down |
| And remove diaper with two men that have been found |
| To spend time with kids every time their dad went out |
| Look at the feds cricle the house again |
| We got three minors living in a house of men |
| And I don’t need help from these men with giving my female kids |
| Baths and a scene with Uncle Jesse’s penis |
| Teenagers, they’re goddamn teenagers |
| Let 'em change clothes without you Joey, you pederast |
| I’m just Danny Tanner (Danny Tanner) |
| I got arrested for inviting pedophiles into my addy (my addy) |
| Apparently every fucking pedophile needs to live around me (live around me) |
| Tell everybody in the fucking world to come move in with me |
| Is it because you love me that you all fucking live above me? |
| Aunt Becky and two more fucking kids now live with hubby |
| Now because this hot talk show thot got knocked up |
| Then my top floor block is her locked spot? |
| The other townhouse next door is fucking empty |
| Their only kid is always fucking here, Kimmy Gibbler |
| Oh, I just stopped by to air out my feet |
| Use your telephone, eat your food, and go down on uncle Jesse |
| My fucking fat daughter getting plowed by that kid |
| He’s like a fucking discount Kmart Kirk Cameron |
| Shit, guess just stop by after football practice |
| I’ll just be here paying off the mortgage and taxes |
| Which is it, Jesse? |
| Katsopolis or Cochran? |
| Con man, faggot |
| Running around with a fake mustache |
| Raping Becky in the kitchen while the audience laughs |
| So tell me, what the hell’s a fella to do? |
| For every season that passes, another relative moves in, hey |
| Jesse’s uncle shows up to scream and act stupid (opa) |
| Joey Gladstone with his hand up the ass of a woodchuck |
| The kid from Kindergarten Cop singing shit with Joey |
| Suddenly we know who taught him about penises and pussies |
| Now Michelle brings her friends around |
| Let’s allow everybody to watch the game at my house (hooray) |
| And then to top it off, my sister’s got a chimpanzee |
| Who’s probably related to the Greek side of the family |
| I step out of the house for a donkey weekend |
| Get back and see Jesse’s playing songs with his friends |
| Okay, let me show you how I really do feel, uh |
| Here, meet the Benell, eat up some shells |
| Now I finally could just have this fucking house to myself |
| Goodnight Donna Jo, Stephanie, and Michelle |
| 'Cause I’m just Danny Tanner (Danny Tanner) |
| I’m not a negative guy but I don’t want all these fucks around me (fucks around |
| me) |
| Nobody ever else pays the rent, especially not Becky (-cially not Becky) |
| I’m gonna sit enjoy the quiet now, fuck Uncle Jesse (Uncle Jesse) |
| You see, I’m just Danny Tanner (Danny Tanner) |
| I’m just a hell of a guy, I don’t know what Michelle would do without me (do |
| without me) |
| Everybody in the world seems to now be part of my family (part of my family) |
| Now everybody’s got a problem and my job’s to make them happy (make them happy) |