| This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO
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| I’m outside the residence of Michael Jackson
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| All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house
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| And what’s the big deal?
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| He used to be a handsome black man
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| Now he looks like a holocaust survivor
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| Celebrities been dying everyday
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| I think it started with the death of Michael Jackson
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| Then that Charlie’s Angel
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| Than Billy Mays
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| He’s in all those commercials
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| His sales have doubled since he died
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| I’d like to offer some advice
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| You washed up celebs
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| You’ll have your comeback when you die
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| That’s why I’m thinking…
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| Celebrities
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| Should commit suicide, yeah!
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| Take your own life
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| You’ll be a legend just like Biggie
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| Or his buddy, 2Pac, man
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| Biggie, and 2Pac are
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| The Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop
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| You should just blow your head off
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| Like Kurt Cobain
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| Or that guy, JFK
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| They shot his ass in the face
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| My autopsy’s
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| Sceduled for next friday
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| Look at the slaes
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| We selling Bernie Mac
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| Hi, kids
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| My name is Michael
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| Never had a childhood
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| (Cookies)
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| Too busy working
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| I could sing like I found Jesus
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| Hey there, kids!
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| Have you seen my Penis?
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| Come here, blanket
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| Let me spank it
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| Without kids, we’d be extinct
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| I could buy anything
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| I bought the Beatles
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| I need needles to put me to sleep
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| I’m home alone!
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| Oh no, I’m scared
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| Macaulay, come over and hold me
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| Here, come ride my ferris whee
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| Milk and cookies
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| (Cookies)
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| I have a chimp named Bubbles
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| He likes to cuddle
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| And never says no
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| National Many Boy
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| Love Asscociation
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| Said they are sad
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| About the death of Michael Jackson
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| Now he’s deader than disco
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| Most them pedophiles
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| Just go and work for the UN
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| You should just blow your head off
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| Like Kurt Cobain
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| Or that guy MLK
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| Killed by the white government
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| My autopsy’s sceduled for next friday
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| Look at the sales
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| We sellin' Patrick Swayze
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| Stephanie Tanner diappeared
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| And then she was like
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| «Hey, I quit moking meth and no one cares»
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| That’s why I’m thinkin'…
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| Celebrities
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| Should commit suicide, yeah!
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| Take your own life
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| You’ll be a legend just like Biggie
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| Or his buddy 2Pac, man
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| 2Pac and Biggy
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| Are the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop
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| You should just blow your head off
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| Like Kurt Cobain
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| Or that guy JFK
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| They shot his ass in the head
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| My autopsy’s
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| Sceduled for next friday
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| Look at the sales
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| We sellin' Bernie Mac
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| How rude! |