Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Can't Lose Weight , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. Song from the album The Fried Chicken - EP, in the genre Can't Lose Weight |
| I wanna slim down for my son |
| I wanna get the bitches with the tights on |
| Drivin round town with the brights on |
| Mickey D’s has the mofucking lights on |
| And I just wanna get a little bite one |
| And I just wanna little fuckin bite |
| I know I shouldn’t have it but I’d like one |
| I’ll just have a little munch tonight |
| I’ll get some onion rings and a diet coke |
| Tomorrow I can get up on the bike but |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
| I’m tired of being home alone |
| At least I have Burger King |
| Try the new burger shake |
| Try the sugar steak, ay |
| I never get with girls |
| So I give my heart a stroke |
| Before it could break |
| Feelin the heart race |
| Was touched when I was a kid |
| Now I make myself obese |
| Push the world away |
| Keep the world from me |
| I lost some calories as a child |
| So I’ll take 100 years to find 'em |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
| I wanna slim down tonight |
| Watch Marques Brownlie play Fortnite |
| Hit the park and jog, let the weight drop down |
| Eat some raisins, nuts and gay stuff now |
| And I could be the man that the girls wanna |
| I could be the nigga that they want |
| If I take a chance I could do it up |
| I could have a better life |
| But now I’m in the store alone |
| No one cares what I get |
| I’ll get for the pain |
| I can’t make a change |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| I can’t lose weight |
| Oh-oh |
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