| Folding chairs, funny signs
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| I’ve shoppen at the Crate &Barrel many times
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| Boomers are on Facebook
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| And posting lots of great stuff
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| Clever mug, prescription meds
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| Some more meds to counteract the meds' side effects
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| Posted up at kaiser
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| Looks like we’re gonna die soon
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| We’re born after the war
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| Till 1964
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| Still, can’t use a modern phone, yeah
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| All the boomers go to bed
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| Around nine or ten
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| 'Cause they’re so lazy
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| Once the boomers start to die
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| We’ll have a good time
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| Without all their old boomery
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| What up my fellow ninjas?
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| What are you doing today?
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| I’m posting dank cool memes
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| Mocha juice, I have a TV
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| I catch up with my friend at Coffe Beanery
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| Open up a letter
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| It’s like email but better
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| You’re passing out, it’s 8 PM
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| Your husband’s on the floor, the dog’s raping him
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| Taking buncha pills now
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| Let’s Netscape and chill (ow)
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| Boomers are fans of boredom
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| Zoomers can’t support 'em
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| Coomers are on PornHub
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| All the boomers go to jail
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| They’re all pedofails
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| Chris Hansen, get those geezers
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| Once the boomers all will die
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| We’ll have a good time
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| We won’t have cringe old boomer memes
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| I love you, son
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| Okay, boomer
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| A boomer’s older than me
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| That makes 'em fuckin' gay
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| All the boomers go to hell
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| They did 9/12
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| They got the fuckin' day wrong
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| And then I said, okay, boomer
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| One okay boomer
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| Two okay boomer
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| Three…
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| We’re gonna send these boomers back where they came from
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| Okay, boomer? |