| Because I’m White
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| La da da da da da La, Da Daaa
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| La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
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| I was gonna steal a car but I’m white
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| I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I’m white
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| Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was gonna break in your house but I’m white
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| I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I’m white
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| Now I’m shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was gonna run from the cops but I’m white
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| I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I’m white
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| Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was gonna smoke some crack but I’m white (shit!)
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| I was gonna throw my life off track but I’m white
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| Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I’m white (wassup sucka?)
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| I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I’m white (yeah wassup?)
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| Now I’m payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was drink some Sprite but I’m white
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| A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I’m white
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| Now I’m sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I was gonna rob a bank but I’m white
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| Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I’m white
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| Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I got me a real good life 'cause I’m white
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| I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I’m white
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| I could retire when I’m 40 and I’ll know why (why man?) yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| I’m wrote this song of mine 'cause I’m white (I'm white!)
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| They gonna call me racist online 'cause I’m white (That's racist!)
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| And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy
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| Because I’m white
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| (La da da da da da da da da)
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| Yo, man! | 
| You tried that new Greek yogurt?
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| That organic shit, it’s good shit man
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| I can’t wait to invite over them new neighbors man
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| Give 'em some kale chips
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| You know what I’m sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
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| Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
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| You see that shit?
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| Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
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| That’s a doctor for your asshole
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| I been payin' into my 401k
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| Payin' my taxes and shit
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| Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
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| You catch them CMAs?
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| I got this new washin' machine too
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| High efficiency nigga! |