
Date of issue: 07.01.2013
Song language: English
Al Qaedirection |
«Attention, passengers |
Please listen to an important message by your flight’s captain» |
I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
So while I kill everyone |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down |
Not gonna fly home home home home home |
We’re gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
One day, I met my friends in Londonistan |
Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits |
We started a group together and called it «Al-Qaedirection» |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
What’s up, Chippy Chop? |
I am Louis, I like caulk |
I am Zayn from Iraq |
I run this shit |
I call the shots |
You’re all my hostages |
This is a jihad (oh no) |
If you cooperate I’ll show you my nuts (let's go) |
I just heard X-Factor's tonight (yeah) |
Winner gets flown to the United States |
Then we could kill all of the whites (uh huh) |
Put your pants on, this is our time |
I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
So while I kill everyone |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down |
Not gonna fly home home home home home |
We’re gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
«That was absolutely dreadful» |
«Just quite possibly the worst thing I ever heard in my entire life» |
You were saying? |
«That was fantastic» |
«Pack your bags, boys, you’re going to America» |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
Oh gosh, this is posh |
Where’s the potty? |
I must wash |
Are there no crumpets to nosh? |
This what they call a teethbrush? |
This shitty country did some terrible stuff (you know) |
It would be funny if we blow it all up (for show) |
The award show’s starting tonight (yeah) |
We’ll perform and blow ourself up tonight and die |
I’m not sure that I want to die (uh huh) |
Russell Brand is the host? |
Oh, then alright |
Next up, we’ve got Al-Qaedirection with their hit single |
«I'm a Jihadi (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum)» |
I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
So while I kill everyone |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
So while I kill everyone |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
Well, that is my story, bro |
(Not gonna fly home) |
A story of life, friendship and jihad |
(We're gonna die bro) |
Now I’m in paradise with Uncle Osama and 72 Directioners |
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
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