Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Al Qaedirection , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. Release date: 07.01.2013
Song language: English
Al Qaedirection |
| «Attention, passengers |
| Please listen to an important message by your flight’s captain» |
| I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
| My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
| So while I kill everyone |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down |
| Not gonna fly home home home home home |
| We’re gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| One day, I met my friends in Londonistan |
| Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits |
| We started a group together and called it «Al-Qaedirection» |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| What’s up, Chippy Chop? |
| I am Louis, I like caulk |
| I am Zayn from Iraq |
| I run this shit |
| I call the shots |
| You’re all my hostages |
| This is a jihad (oh no) |
| If you cooperate I’ll show you my nuts (let's go) |
| I just heard X-Factor's tonight (yeah) |
| Winner gets flown to the United States |
| Then we could kill all of the whites (uh huh) |
| Put your pants on, this is our time |
| I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
| My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
| So while I kill everyone |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down |
| Not gonna fly home home home home home |
| We’re gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| «That was absolutely dreadful» |
| «Just quite possibly the worst thing I ever heard in my entire life» |
| You were saying? |
| «That was fantastic» |
| «Pack your bags, boys, you’re going to America» |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| Oh gosh, this is posh |
| Where’s the potty? |
| I must wash |
| Are there no crumpets to nosh? |
| This what they call a teethbrush? |
| This shitty country did some terrible stuff (you know) |
| It would be funny if we blow it all up (for show) |
| The award show’s starting tonight (yeah) |
| We’ll perform and blow ourself up tonight and die |
| I’m not sure that I want to die (uh huh) |
| Russell Brand is the host? |
| Oh, then alright |
| Next up, we’ve got Al-Qaedirection with their hit single |
| «I'm a Jihadi (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum)» |
| I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
| My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
| So while I kill everyone |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| I’m a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum |
| My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs |
| So while I kill everyone |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |
| Well, that is my story, bro |
| (Not gonna fly home) |
| A story of life, friendship and jihad |
| (We're gonna die bro) |
| Now I’m in paradise with Uncle Osama and 72 Directioners |
| The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down |