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Whoah Kate
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Whoah Kate
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I made a date
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With a girl named Kate
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From inner Vesterbro
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We met at a party
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Where we both were a guest
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So I thought it's go'
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We went to a cafe
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And drank some hygge tea
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And I thought she was cute
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But I think it clicked
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When she gave this look
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While she got up and left
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For she lifted her kilt, the one in blue checkered felt
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So I swallowed a piece of my smoked herring
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She gave me a sign
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We discreetly went out on the road
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Where she planted me against a barbed wire fence
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For
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Do you know what she said?
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She said
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Take off your pants!
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I smiled crookedly and thought
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I have to take the chance
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Suddenly I was sold
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Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
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And definitely wasn't proud
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Of being a huge jerk
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A few days passed
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Before I got the desire back
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So I thought, now must
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Her there Kate damn ha'
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I found her price
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She was a pure bred pig
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Because it was on page 9
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In the blue newspaper
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I called up and I guess I went a little crazy
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Poor Kate, she was in for a shock
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Because I think it was time |
That Kate she was told
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That our date was a flop
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Kate, she was fierce
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She said go ahead
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Because you're wasting my time
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Because I have found myself a guy
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A really nice bull
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And now I'm pregnant
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Then she hung up
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Meanwhile my heart stopped
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There was more I should have said
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Which I could not reach
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I got no answer
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But was simply taken for a fool
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By Kate, the handsome pig
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She wasn't that nice
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For
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Do you know what she said?
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She said
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Take off your pants!
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I smiled crookedly and thought
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I have to take the chance
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Suddenly I was sold
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Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
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And definitely wasn't proud
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Of being a huge jerk
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I traveled for a time
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It couldn't go on
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I was going to try something new
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Then I went to Tibet
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It had happened with girls
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For girls it is yt
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A lot of years passed
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Without lady's thighs
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And whatever else goes with it
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And when I go to bed
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Then I think of men
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That which knows much more
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And dreaming of that day
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Approx. |
10 years left
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Where I stood on the street
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With pants off
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Pretty naive
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With a fun and so stiff
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Did I change my life
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With the words she said |
For
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Do you know what she said?
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She said
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Take off your pants!
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I smiled crookedly and thought
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I have to take the chance
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Suddenly I was sold
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Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
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And definitely wasn't proud
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Of being a huge jerk
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Do you know what she said?
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Take off your pants
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You know what I want
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Now stop being sensitive
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Hurry up in a speed
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Do you know what she said?
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Take off your pants
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You know what I want
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There is a lot we need to achieve
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You know what you can get
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Whoah Kate
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Whoah Kate |