| Uuuh uuuh
| Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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| Uuuh Kate
| Whoah Kate
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| Uuuh uuuh
| Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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| Uuuh Kate
| Whoah Kate
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| Jeg har lavet en date
| I made a date
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| Med en pige der hedder Kate
| With a girl named Kate
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| Fra det indre Vesterbro
| From inner Vesterbro
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| Vi mødtes til en fest
| We met at a party
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| Hvor vi begge to var gæst
| Where we both were a guest
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| Så jeg tænkte, den er go'
| So I thought it's go'
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| Vi tog på café
| We went to a cafe
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| Og drak lidt hygge-the
| And drank some hygge tea
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| Og synes jeg sgu hun var sød
| And I thought she was cute
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| Men jeg tror det slog klik
| But I think it clicked
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| Da hun gav dette blik
| When she gave this look
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| Imens hun rejste sig og gik
| While she got up and left
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| For hun løftede sin kilt, den i blåtternet filt
| For she lifted her kilt, the one in blue checkered felt
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| Så jeg slugte et stykke af min røgede sild
| So I swallowed a piece of my smoked herring
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| Hun gav mig et tegn
| She gave me a sign
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| Vi gik diskret ud på vejen
| We discreetly went out on the road
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| Hvor hun planted' mig op ad et pigtråds-hegn
| Where she planted me against a barbed wire fence
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| For
| For
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| Ved du hvad hun sagde?
| Do you know what she said?
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| Hun sagde
| She said
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| Tag bukser af!
| Take off your pants!
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| Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte
| I smiled crookedly and thought
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| Chancen den må jeg tag'
| I have to take the chance
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| Pludselig var jeg solgt
| Suddenly I was sold
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| Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk
| Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
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| Og var bestemt ikke stolt
| And definitely wasn't proud
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| Af at være et kæmpe fjols
| Of being a huge jerk
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| Der gik et par dage
| A few days passed
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| Før jeg fik lysten tilbage
| Before I got the desire back
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| Så jeg tænkte, nu skal
| So I thought, now must
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| Hende der Kate fandme ha'
| Her there Kate damn ha'
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| Jeg fandt hendes pris
| I found her price
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| Hun var en rendyrket gris
| She was a pure bred pig
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| For den stod på side 9
| Because it was on page 9
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| I den blå avis
| In the blue newspaper
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| Jeg ringede op og gik vist lidt amok
| I called up and I guess I went a little crazy
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| Stakkels Kate, hun fik et chok
| Poor Kate, she was in for a shock
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| For jeg synes det var på tide | Because I think it was time |
| At Kate hun fik at vide
| That Kate she was told
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| At vores date den var et flop
| That our date was a flop
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| Kate, hun var strid
| Kate, she was fierce
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| Hun sagde tag og skrid
| She said go ahead
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| For du spilder sgu min tid
| Because you're wasting my time
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| For jeg har fundet mig en fyr
| Because I have found myself a guy
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| En rigtig dejlig tyr
| A really nice bull
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| Og nu er jeg gravid
| And now I'm pregnant
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| Så lagde hun på
| Then she hung up
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| Imens mit hjerte gik i stå
| Meanwhile my heart stopped
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| Der var mere jeg sku' have sagt
| There was more I should have said
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| Som jeg ikke kunne nå
| Which I could not reach
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| Jeg fik intet svar
| I got no answer
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| Men blev blot holdt for nar
| But was simply taken for a fool
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| Af Kate, den kække gris
| By Kate, the handsome pig
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| Hun var knap så rar
| She wasn't that nice
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| For
| For
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| Ved du hvad hun sagde?
| Do you know what she said?
|
| Hun sagde
| She said
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| Tag bukser af!
| Take off your pants!
|
| Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte
| I smiled crookedly and thought
|
| Chancen den må jeg tag'
| I have to take the chance
|
| Pludselig var jeg solgt
| Suddenly I was sold
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| Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk
| Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
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| Og var bestemt ikke stolt
| And definitely wasn't proud
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| Af at være et kæmpe fjols
| Of being a huge jerk
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| Jeg rejste en tid
| I traveled for a time
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| Det ku' ikke blive ved
| It couldn't go on
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| Jeg sku' prøve noget nyt
| I was going to try something new
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| Så tog jeg til Tibet
| Then I went to Tibet
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| Med piger var det sket
| It had happened with girls
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| For piger det er yt
| For girls it is yt
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| Der gik en masse år
| A lot of years passed
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| Uden damelår
| Without lady's thighs
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| Og hvad der ellers hører til
| And whatever else goes with it
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| Og når jeg går i seng
| And when I go to bed
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| Så tænker jeg på mænd
| Then I think of men
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| Det der meget mere ved
| That which knows much more
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| Og drømmer om den dag
| And dreaming of that day
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| Ca. | Approx. |
| 10 år tilbage
| 10 years left
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| Hvor jeg stod ude på gaden
| Where I stood on the street
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| Med bukserne af
| With pants off
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| Temmelig naiv
| Pretty naive
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| Med en sjov og så stiv
| With a fun and so stiff
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| Fik jeg ændret mit liv
| Did I change my life
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| Med de ord hun sagde | With the words she said |
| For
| For
|
| Ved du hvad hun sagde?
| Do you know what she said?
|
| Hun sagde
| She said
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| Tag bukser af!
| Take off your pants!
|
| Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte
| I smiled crookedly and thought
|
| Chancen den må jeg tag'
| I have to take the chance
|
| Pludselig var jeg solgt
| Suddenly I was sold
|
| Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk
| Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger
|
| Og var bestemt ikke stolt
| And definitely wasn't proud
|
| Af at være et kæmpe fjols
| Of being a huge jerk
|
| Ved du hvad hun sagde?
| Do you know what she said?
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| Tag bukserne af
| Take off your pants
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| Du ved hvad jeg vil have
| You know what I want
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| Lad nu være med at være sart
| Now stop being sensitive
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| Skynd dig i en fart
| Hurry up in a speed
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| Ved du hvad hun sagde?
| Do you know what she said?
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| Tag bukserne af
| Take off your pants
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| Du ved hvad jeg vil have
| You know what I want
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| Der er meget vi skal nå
| There is a lot we need to achieve
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| Du ved hvad du kan få
| You know what you can get
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| Uuuh uuuh
| Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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| Uuuh Kate
| Whoah Kate
|
| Uuuh uuuh
| Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
| Uuuh Kate | Whoah Kate |