
Date of issue: 12.08.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Eulogy |
Hello, ladies and gentlemen |
The world-famous Latin Casino proudly presents the star of our show, Mr. |
Richard Pryor! |
(crowd cheers) |
We are… gathered here today on this soft occasion, to say goodbye to the |
dearly departed; |
he was dearly, and he has departed. |
Thus, that’s why we call |
him the dearly departed. |
In other word, the nigga dead |
As you can see him laying here, I’ve been here three days, the boy ain’t moved |
a muscle. |
So, I know the nigga dead. |
And, it seemed the death was quite a |
surprise to his ass |
(Turns to body) Didn’t think you was ever gon' die, did you nigga? |
I told you 'bout fuckin' around, what was gonna happen |
However, he faced the ultimated test, as each main and wo-main must eventually |
face the ultimate test. |
And the ultimate test is… Let me repeat that… |
the ultimate test is… whether or not you can survive death. |
That’s the |
ultimate test for yo ass, ain’t it? |
So far, don’t nobody we know have passed the ultimate test. |
Least of all, |
this nigga layin' here. |
'Cause this boy wasn’t shit, I’m’on' tell you that |
right on. |
I saw him kickin' his momma’s ass over there on 47th street |
(Turns to body) And if you think we gon' bury you with them diamonds and shit |
on, you got another thing comin' |
I’d like to introduce the boy’s woman… ho, bitch, I don’t know what she was. |
She’s layin' over there in the booth… Wha- |
(To woman) Say, girl! |
Whatchoo doin'? |
Well, don’t sell no pussy in here! |
If you do, I want a cut! |
Shit. |
It’s yo fault the nigga dead! |
If you’da been home when you was supposed to be, he wouldn’t have been in the |
hotel fuckin' that faggot. |
Boy’s husband came home, caught him fuckin' - shot |
the nigga in the ass on the downstroke |
And if there is a God, or a heaven, we don’t want this nigga up there with us. |
Can I get a amen? |
Amen! |
(Cheers) |
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