Lyrics Exorcist - Richard Pryor

Exorcist

Did y’all see The Exorcist?
It’s a story about the devil, gets into this 12 year old girl
Devil’s a low muthafucka, jack!
See, there wouldn’t have been no movie if it woulda been niggas in it
The movie would been about seven minutes long
Soon as the devil spoke
Hello «Goodbye»
See, a nigga woulda handled that movie different
Nigga woulda walked in the house talkin' 'bout
«What in the fuck is that funky smell, and all that racket upstairs?
Is the girl crazy?
Smell like shit in here!
Some devilish shit at that!»
He walk in the room, «Bitch, what’s wrong wit' ya?
Get up outta bed and wash your ass, girl!
Stinkin' up the whole muthafuckin' house!
And get the cross out ya pussy!
Get downstairs and help your mother straighten up the front room,
we havin' company»
See, I’d get a Black preacher to pray the exorcist away
'Cause they tight with God
«You know, God, there’s a person here that’s possessed
And we was wonderin'—I know you’re busy, I’ve checked your schedule
And if you don’t mind, the devil is just actin' a muthafuckin' fool
Could you exorcise this muthafucka to Cleveland some place?»