Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Xerox Xmas Letter, artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 22.09.1997
Song language: English
Xerox Xmas Letter |
| We got a Xerox Christmas letter |
| From the Sterling family |
| Seems things in Palm Springs |
| Are going swimmingly |
| Their daughters both married doctors |
| Their son was Yale’s Man of the Year |
| Chip’s business broke all records |
| Buffy’s a Red Cross volunteer |
| We’ve been on their Xerox letter list |
| For twenty years or more |
| It’s been that long, at least |
| Since the Sterlings lived next door |
| But this year my wife, Lurleen, said |
| As we were sweeping up the yard |
| «Let's us send a Xerox letter this year |
| Instead of a Christmas card!» |
| Howdy, y’all and Merry Christmas! |
| Well, we still live in the double-wide |
| But Bubba’s added on |
| A bass-boat shed and a workshop |
| And new flamingos for the lawn |
| We took down the front yard tire swing |
| Now that Junior’s in the pen |
| But it looks like a happy new year: |
| They moved him off death row again! |
| Xerox Christmas letters |
| Oh, nothing could be better |
| Than to hear from folks you hardly know |
| Bragging on all they have achieved |
| Xerox Christmas letters |
| Yeah, nothing we like better |
| We read them from the glow |
| Of our 2-foot aluminum tree |
| Our youngest is at the halfway house |
| Once again in the family way |
| This time the daddy lives beneath the bridge |
| On the old I-5 freeway |
| And this year we all took a whirlwind tour |
| But we didn’t get too far |
| It happened when a twister touched down |
| In our trailer park |
| Xerox Christmas letters |
| Oh, nothing could be better |
| Than to hear from folks you hardly know |
| Bragging on all they have achieved |
| Xerox Christmas letters |
| Yeah, nothing we like better |
| We read them from the glow |
| Of our 2-foot aluminum tree |