
Date of issue: 29.05.2014
Song language: English
Ahab, the Arab |
Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab |
The Sheik of the burning sand |
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him |
And a ring on every finger of his hands |
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head |
And a scimitar by his side |
And every evening about midnight |
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde… and ride |
Spoken |
Silently through the night to the sultan’s tent where he would secretly meet up |
with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade «A» number one U.S. |
choice dancer in the Sultan’s whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a |
thing going. |
You know, and they’d been carrying on for some time now behind the |
Sultan’s back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across |
the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he’d say |
(imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, «stop, Clyde!» |
and Clyde would |
say, (imitate camel voice). |
Which is camel for, «What the heck did he say |
anyway?» |
Well… |
He brought that camel to a screeching halt |
At the rear of Fatima’s tent jumped off Clyde |
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went |
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug |
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes |
And a bone in her nose ho, ho |
Spoken |
There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. |
Eating on a raisin, |
grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, |
three Hershey bars, sipping on a «R C» Co-Cola listening to her transistor, |
watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she |
sung, «Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor?» |
and Ahab walked up to her and |
he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, «Let's twist again like |
we did last summer, baby.» |
(laughter) You know what I mean! |
Whew! |
She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, |
(coy, girlish laugh) «Crazy baby» |
'Round and around and around and around… etc |
And that’s the story 'bout Ahab the Arab |
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand |
Ahab the Arab |
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand |
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