| You know I sure do love to laugh
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| But if I did someone would be offended
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| Like the self righteous chosen few and self-anointed
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| Who claim to be the only ones who know what was intended
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| They said ole Elmer Fudd can no longer have his gun
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| And then went after poor ol' Pepé Le Pew
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| They’re making it quite clear that trying to have fun
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| Will no doubt have 'em comin' after you
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| Ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| I guess laughing’s going out of style
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| There was a time a good joke would have you on the floor
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| Now you’re in danger if you even smile
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| Laughter used to be the best medicine
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| But these days it just makes some people sore
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| It’s too bad, it’s really sad
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| You get happy, they get mad
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| Ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| Too many people got too many problems
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| With every little thing that from A to Z
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| I guess they never stopped to think that their self righteous attitude
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| Is offensive to some folks like me
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| The pastor asks for a moment of silence
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| And while heads are bowed a little kid breaks wind
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| A coyote unpacks an acme rocket
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| And it misfires and blows him up again
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| Ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| I guess laughing’s going out of style
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| There was a time a good joke would have you on the floor
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| Now you’re in danger if you even smile
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| Laughter used to be the best medicine
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| But these days it just makes some people sore
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| It’s too bad, it’s really sad
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| If you act happy, they get mad
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| And there ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| Bye bye Aunt Jemima, so long Uncle Ben
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| Yeah, those who claim to care want you gone with the wind
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| There may come a time when history don’t exist
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| And it’s a shame 'cause they won’t ever know the fun they missed
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| So here’s to the good times that are gone
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| And the way we used to laugh before
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| I still smile when I think about 'em
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| But ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| You know that I still smile when I think about 'em
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| But ain’t nothin' funny anymore
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| Naw
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| I bet you’re wondering what I’m smiling about
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| Well maybe the joke is on Y.O.U. |