Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song We’re Havin’ A Baby, artist - Ray Stevens. Album song Box Set, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 27.02.2006
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
We’re Havin’ A Baby |
When we were having our first baby |
The wife said to me, «Maybe |
We should have this child the natural way (The natural way) |
Without drugs or medication |
But in peaceful meditation |
We’ll start this child out on its merry way» |
So we enrolled into a school and learned to breathe both out and in |
Then proudly told our family and our friends |
We’re having a baby (Baby) the natural way |
We’re having a baby (Baby), we’re happy to say |
This child will enter into life in sweet tranquility |
The way the old folks did it all down through history |
Queens and peasants have both done it, so just how hard can it be? |
We’re having a baby (Baby) the natural way (The natural way) |
Our reluctant obstetrician |
Made just one one condition |
We could have the child naturally, but in a delivery room |
So we kept breathing and rehearsing |
'Til the day came for the birthing |
Then my wife said sweetly, «Let's go, dear, the baby’s coming soon» |
So I grabbed our bags and drove her there and got her all checked in |
But neither one of us was ready for all that happened then |
She started having that baby (Baby) the natural way |
She started having the baby (Baby) and I’m sorry to say |
Well, there was yelling, screaming, bleeding |
And the cursing of my name |
We forgot how to breathe when the labor really came |
Then she yelled, «Nobody told me that there’d be this much pain! |
I’m not having this baby (Baby) the natural way! |
(The natural way)» |
I said, «Now, now, honey, pant and puff» |
She said, «Shut your mouth, I’ve had enough!» |
And then from the pit of Hell, there came a primal scream |
She got me in a tight chokehold |
Grabbed the doctor by his stethoscope |
And then a voice from The Exorcist said, «Give me morphine» |
They gave her a shot, she relaxed her grip and I passed out on the floor |
The baby came, she did just fine, in fact, we had two more |
But we didn’t have those babies (Babies) the natural way |
We had those babies (Babies), I’m happy to say |
In an air-conditioned hospital with every modern aid |
With syringes filled with the very best painkillers ever made |
You can bet your life there’s one thing that you’ll never hear us say |
«We're having a baby (Baby) the natural way (The natural way)» |
You know it just ain’t natural having a baby the natural way |
Hey doc, could we have a little more painkiller over here? |
Thank you |
I think my wife could use a little too, heh-heh |
We’re not having a baby (Baby) the natural way |