Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Quarantine Song , by - Ray Stevens. Release date: 07.10.2021
Song language: English
The Quarantine Song |
| I wash my hands, I don’t touch my face |
| I stay at home, shelter in place |
| I keep my social distance, don’t go to work |
| I wear a mask and gloves and I stay away from church |
| I avoid old folks, and should I sneeze |
| I do it in my elbow or up my sleeve |
| Stay six feet apart, that is my rule |
| And I pray for the day the kids go back to school |
| I’m washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD |
| I’ve watched HULU, ROKU, NETFLIX, PBS, and BBC |
| I’ve taken down all my mirrors cause I’m sick of what I see |
| Two more weeks of quarantine will be the death of me |
| I risk a trip to the grocery store |
| Just to buy T.P. |
| and a few things more |
| But when I get there all I can find |
| Is 16 Honey Buns and some Mad Dog Wine |
| I’m washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD |
| I’ve watched HULU, ROKU, NETFLIX, PBS, and BBC |
| I’ve taken down all my mirrors cause I’m sick of what I see |
| Two more weeks of this quarantine’s gonna be the death of me |
| You know they say this is war, but we don’t have to storm Omaha beach or Pork |
| Chop Hill |
| We just lay here on the sofa and watch TV |
| I’d rather volunteer for a high-risk Commando Raid to parachute into Wuhan and |
| find that fellow that ordered that bat soup |
| I know I’m talking out of my head saying crazy stuff over and over |
| Like «yes dear, yes dear» |
| The other morning at breakfast I meant to say «honey, would you please, |
| pass the pepper» |
| But what slipped out was «you crazy woman, you’ve ruined my life!» |
| Of course I immediately apologized, just as soon as I woke up |