Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Quarantine Song, artist - Ray Stevens.
Date of issue: 07.10.2021
Song language: English
The Quarantine Song |
I wash my hands, I don’t touch my face |
I stay at home, shelter in place |
I keep my social distance, don’t go to work |
I wear a mask and gloves and I stay away from church |
I avoid old folks, and should I sneeze |
I do it in my elbow or up my sleeve |
Stay six feet apart, that is my rule |
And I pray for the day the kids go back to school |
I’m washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD |
I’ve watched HULU, ROKU, NETFLIX, PBS, and BBC |
I’ve taken down all my mirrors cause I’m sick of what I see |
Two more weeks of quarantine will be the death of me |
I risk a trip to the grocery store |
Just to buy T.P. |
and a few things more |
But when I get there all I can find |
Is 16 Honey Buns and some Mad Dog Wine |
I’m washing my hands like a raccoon with OCD |
I’ve watched HULU, ROKU, NETFLIX, PBS, and BBC |
I’ve taken down all my mirrors cause I’m sick of what I see |
Two more weeks of this quarantine’s gonna be the death of me |
You know they say this is war, but we don’t have to storm Omaha beach or Pork |
Chop Hill |
We just lay here on the sofa and watch TV |
I’d rather volunteer for a high-risk Commando Raid to parachute into Wuhan and |
find that fellow that ordered that bat soup |
I know I’m talking out of my head saying crazy stuff over and over |
Like «yes dear, yes dear» |
The other morning at breakfast I meant to say «honey, would you please, |
pass the pepper» |
But what slipped out was «you crazy woman, you’ve ruined my life!» |
Of course I immediately apologized, just as soon as I woke up |