Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Dog Song, artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Song language: English
The Dog Song |
| You know, if dogs could sing |
| Here’s a song that might be sung by some of man’s best friends |
| She said, «I'm tired of being treated like a dog, I’m outta here» |
| When I heard those words, it really made me perk up my ears |
| Now I know she’s been mistreated, but what she said is wrong |
| If he had treated her like a dog, she’d have never gone |
| If he had rolled around and played with her on the floor down in the den |
| Taken her for nice long walks, given her a bath and then |
| Dried her off, rubbed her tummy, scratched her behind her ears |
| Well, I’ll bet you a bag of Ken-L Ration that she’d still be here |
| If he had only treated her like a dog |
| Well, happy ever after would have been there everlong |
| She’d never stray away from home |
| She’d wag her tail and tag along |
| If he had only treated her like a dog (Like a dog) |
| Now he calls me Prince, treats me like a king |
| And when it comes to her, I don’t know why |
| He can’t do the same doggone thing |
| Like wash her bowl and water dish each night like he does mine |
| Compliment her, give her little treats from time to time |
| Let her out all on her own every now and then |
| Why, I’d have some stiff competition to be that man’s best friend |
| If he had only treated her like a dog |
| Whoa, happy ever after would have been there everlong |
| She’d never stray away from home |
| She’d wag her tail and tag along |
| If he had only treated her like a dog (Like a dog) |
| Oh, if he had only treated her like a dog |