Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Baptism of Stumpy Brown, artist - Ray Stevens. Album song Here We Go Again, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 22.03.2015
Record label: Player
Song language: English
The Baptism of Stumpy Brown |
The day we baptized ol' Stumpy Brown |
The river was so full and fast the poor man nearly drowned |
We’d never had a baptismal service of that kind |
That day ol' Stumpy left much more than his old life behind |
Now Stumpy Brown was a veteran of many a foreign war |
He lived a rowdy life, never gave his heart to God before |
But when he reached his 90s, that old heart grew tender |
And one stormy Sunday morning he came forward and surrendered |
Now the preacher said we’ll baptize you next Sunday in the river |
But Stumpy said as old as I am Rev, it’s gotta be now or never |
Now the river was a torrent and the Preacher said think about this again |
But Stumpy grabbed him by the hand, said come on Rev, we’re goin' in |
The day we baptized ol' Stumpy Brown |
The river was so full and fast the poor man nearly drowned |
We’d never had a baptismal service of that kind |
That day ol' Stumpy left much more than his old life behind |
Well, the preacher plunged him 'neath the flood and a brand new man arose |
But ol' Stumpy left more than his old man in that river heaven knows |
He left his uppers and his lowers, his checkbook, credit cards |
Yeah, a wad of bills, arthritis pills and the keys to both his cars |
Glasses, toupee, but the thing I most recall |
Is waving back to his artificial arms that went over the falls |
Well, he paddled from the river and knelt there on the bank |
We thought it was to praise the Lord and to stop and offer thanks |
Then he finally yelled come help me, are ya gonna make me beg |
Oh can’t you see I can’t get up, I’ve lost my wooden leg |
The day we baptized ol' Stumpy Brown |
Yeah, the river was so full and fast the poor man nearly drowned |
We’d never seen a baptismal service of that kind |
That day ol' Stumpy left much more than his old life behind |