Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning), artist - Ray Stevens. Album song Box Set, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 27.02.2006
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning) |
Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back |
And left me at home by myself to batch |
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream |
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine |
And said, «Bill, I ain’t havin' a real good time.» |
He said, «Why don’t we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off |
A little steam?» |
Now I’d never seen the matches before |
And by the time we reached that arena door |
The crowd was already backed up plumb out into the street |
Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' like cattle |
Just gettin' in line was a heck of a battle |
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats |
Well, we bought a program as we passed through the door |
Went to section D, seats 3 and 4 |
And about that time, the announcer stepped into the ring |
He said, «Tonight's the greatest card ever been signed |
We got a tag-team match that’ll blow yer mind!» |
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream |
He introduced the Spider from parts unknown |
With his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone |
They were takin' on a team that never had been beat |
Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules were explained |
And somebody hollered, «the spider’s got a chain!» |
Then some old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat |
Well they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose |
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose |
I’d never seen anything like this, not even in the war! |
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin |
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it again |
I swear I didn’t see how that 'ol boy could take much more |
It was right about then in the thick of things |
That my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring |
And I knew we’d better be headin' for the door |
'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us |
And he was rubbin' his head and he’s startin' to cuss |
And I knew if he caught us he’d break Bill’s neck for sure |
Well, where we parked wasn’t too far |
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car |
Locked the doors and wasn’t about to let anyone in |
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there |
And he said, «Hey punk, you forgot your chair!» |
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end |
Then he body slammed me two or three times |
And he put his arms around me from behind |
Then he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete |
Broke both my arms and three of my ribs |
It’s the closest I’ve ever come to being killed |
And that’s the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep |
Blue Cyclone |
He’s the meanest rascal the ring has ever known |
He’ll make you groan, he’ll make you moan |
He’ll lay you prone and break your bones |
Blue Cyclone… |