Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Tabloid News , by - Ray Stevens. Song from the album 20 Comedy Hits, in the genre КантриRelease date: 06.11.1995
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Tabloid News |
| Well don’t talk to me about the Wall Street Journal |
| News Week, Business Week or Time |
| I read The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
| And I get it in a super market checkout line |
| Read all about it: do it yourself root canals |
| Not as simple as it may sound |
| Get all the facts before you start your **GRIND**, YEEOOOWW! |
| Arkansas woman gives birth to bride, groom and entire wedding party |
| «Aheh, Lordy, Lordy. |
| I just hope there’s enough weddin cake to go round, ahhooo. |
| The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
| Minds that need examining want to know |
| Now you can keep your shows like 60 min (60 min) |
| 20/20 and all others of that kind |
| Just give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
| It’s the only one that lays it on the line |
| Alabama woman beamed aboard spacecraft |
| Gives birth to alien life form |
| «He's a cute little bugger. |
| Named him Zoltar |
| I just wished he’d stay away from that nuclear power plant down the road there |
| tho |
| They claim he a suckin off about 2 million megarwatz a day |
| I told em, he’s just a groin' boy.» |
| Just give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
| It’s the only one that lays it on the line |
| Amazing rooster grows side burns |
| Plays guitar and clucks Don’t Be Cruel. |
| Hen house in an uproar |
| «Yeah these hens is just mesmerized. |
| Don’t hardly lay at all no more |
| Spendin all their time just listenin' to that ole rooster sing |
| I mean they’re swoonin all over the place |
| Yeahhh, they fight for them little silk scarfs he throws every song or two |
| He he, heck I ain’t complainin tho, he just give me the keys to his new |
| Cadillac.» |
| So don’t talk to me about the Wall Street Journal |
| News Week, Business Week or Time |
| Give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
| And I buy it in a super market checkout line |