
Date of issue: 06.11.1995
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Tabloid News |
Well don’t talk to me about the Wall Street Journal |
News Week, Business Week or Time |
I read The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
And I get it in a super market checkout line |
Read all about it: do it yourself root canals |
Not as simple as it may sound |
Get all the facts before you start your **GRIND**, YEEOOOWW! |
Arkansas woman gives birth to bride, groom and entire wedding party |
«Aheh, Lordy, Lordy. |
I just hope there’s enough weddin cake to go round, ahhooo. |
The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
Minds that need examining want to know |
Now you can keep your shows like 60 min (60 min) |
20/20 and all others of that kind |
Just give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
It’s the only one that lays it on the line |
Alabama woman beamed aboard spacecraft |
Gives birth to alien life form |
«He's a cute little bugger. |
Named him Zoltar |
I just wished he’d stay away from that nuclear power plant down the road there |
tho |
They claim he a suckin off about 2 million megarwatz a day |
I told em, he’s just a groin' boy.» |
Just give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
It’s the only one that lays it on the line |
Amazing rooster grows side burns |
Plays guitar and clucks Don’t Be Cruel. |
Hen house in an uproar |
«Yeah these hens is just mesmerized. |
Don’t hardly lay at all no more |
Spendin all their time just listenin' to that ole rooster sing |
I mean they’re swoonin all over the place |
Yeahhh, they fight for them little silk scarfs he throws every song or two |
He he, heck I ain’t complainin tho, he just give me the keys to his new |
Cadillac.» |
So don’t talk to me about the Wall Street Journal |
News Week, Business Week or Time |
Give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner |
And I buy it in a super market checkout line |
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