Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Power Tools , by - Ray Stevens. Song from the album Box Set, in the genre КантриRelease date: 27.02.2006
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Power Tools |
| Well, some folks say that grown-up men are still just little boys |
| But really, the only difference, is the price of our toys |
| We go from macho symbols, like guns and runnin' shoes |
| Pickup truck, huntin' ducks, and power tools |
| Power tools (Power tools) |
| Power tools (Power tools) |
| Yeah, just plug 'em in the wall and think of all you can do! |
| You can plant a garden, fix your car |
| Build a house, if you want to |
| If you got the proper power tools (Power tools) |
| Hello, emergency room? |
| Yeah, I just fired up my new gas-powered weed whacker there |
| And somehow or another it got caught in the hammer loop of my Big Smith overalls |
| Yeah, before I could get her set down she plumb screwed me about three foot in |
| the front lawn there! |
| Yeah, my wife hollered out the front door, «Hey, Shorty! |
| While you’re down |
| there how 'bout checkin' the fescue for aiphids» |
| Huh! |
| She’s a real comedienne, that woman! |
| Hardy Har Har! |
| Well, some folks say that macho men use tools to compensate |
| For a decline in virility, now I thought about that and wait! |
| There may be some validity in what those people say |
| But in my case it’s the only way I get to go outside and play! |
| Boy I love this stuff! |
| Hello, 911? |
| Yeah, I was just in the garden there tryin' out my new direct-drive rototiller |
| When the rawhide lace from my Red Goose work show somehow or another got |
| tangled in that outboard tiller tie |
| Yeah, before I could get her shut down she plumb drug me clean across the lawn |
| up underneath the neighbor’s Toyota 4X4! |
| Wife hollered our the door, «Hey, Shorty!» |
| Funny how a name will stick with you |
| like that |
| «Hey, Shorty, if you’re gonna play Mr. Goodwrench looks like you’d fix our old |
| jalopy first!» |
| I tell you that woman’s a regular Rosanne Barr |
| Well 911 rescued me, carried me away |
| To the local hospital, for at least a two week stay |
| The doctor said, «I hope you’ve learned your lesson, thanks to power tools |
| you’re nearly dead!» |
| I didn’t hear a word he said, I was playin' with my power bed! |
| Power tools (Power tools) |
| Power tools (Power tools) |
| Hello, nurse’s station? |
| Could you send someone to room 403? |
| Quick! |
| Yeah, my power bed’s stuck in the up position, I’m folding up in here like a |
| big taco! |
| Ow! |
| Ow! |
| Yeah, if you got the proper power tools! |
| Hello, honey? |
| Don’t be alarmed |
| Just quietly evacuate the neighborhood and call the bomb squad! |