| This is the evening news. |
| Let’s go now to our field reporter
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| Renaldo Riviera.
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| This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the stinky muddy river with Mr. R.V.
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| Frisbee who claims to have witnessed something truly fantastic. |
| Mr.
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| Frisbee could you tell us what you saw.
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| Yeah, I’s just hunkered down over there puttin' a stink wad on my trot line and
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| the short hairs just stood straight out on the back of my neck and I turned
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| around and there’s this big orange thing with them purple lights on it come
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| swoopin' over them pine trees and just hoovered over the Winnebago there.
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| Inez run out and throwed a skillet at it and then she scissored and run back
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| in under the hide-a-bed. |
| 'Bout that time a little trap door opened up,
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| little stair steps come down and this little pink baldheaded guy stuck his
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| head out. |
| Now I seen that movie «Clost Encounters». |
| I just walked on over there
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| big as Ike and
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| looked up in there and there he was.
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| There who was?
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| I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| sittin' there with Howard Hughes
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| I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| Jimmy Hoffa was in there too
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| I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| singing them rhythm and blues
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| And Liberace was there and he had on a pair of Imelda Marcos' shoes
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| What is that, a shootin' star, streakin' cross the heavens above?
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| No it’s a whole lot more than a shootin' star, it’s a hunka hunka burning love,
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| Oooh
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| I saw the Colonel in a U.F.O. |
| had a big smile on his face
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| And then he shook his head, puffed on his cigar and said
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| «I done book «Elvis"out in outer space»
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| And then those little pink men they all jumped in dancin' up and down the stairs
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| And then they rolled their eyes, began to harmonize and it sounded like the
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| Jordanaires
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| Bop bop bop bop uh unh huh bop bop bop
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| We got Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| he’s too good for the human race
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| We got Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| we’re going to keep him out in outer space
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| They got Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| honey have you heard the news
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| They got Elvis in a U.F.O. |
| just singing them rhythm and blues
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| They got Elvis in a U.F.O.
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| And the colonel and Howard Hughes and Jimmy Hoffa even Liberace’s
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| up there he ain’t never had no hit record, honey. |
| I done had more hits than
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| anybody, but do I get to go in a U.F.O.
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| Nooo!!! |
| Now is that fair? |
| I’m the king of Rock and Roll! |
| The originator!
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| I started the whole thing, baby, and I think it’s about time I gotto go on a U.
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| F.O.
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| You better beam me up Scotty or your little pink baldheaded people done tore it
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| with me. |
| Whoa… |