Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Home For The Holidays, artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 22.09.1997
Song language: English
Home For The Holidays |
| Yes, ma’am. Well, alright. We’ll see you then. |
| Honey! |
| We’re goin' home for the holidays |
| Pack me lots of medication |
| Home for the holidays |
| Another dysfunctional celebration |
| I swore this year, that we’d stay here |
| And start our own tradition |
| But when I tried, Momma cried |
| And brought up Daddy’s heart condition |
| So we’ll pack the car |
| Face the maddening throng |
| The family we’ve successfully |
| Avoided all year long |
| There’s insidious Uncle Louie |
| He’ll be hittin' on all the wives |
| Crazy Aunt Loretta |
| This year don’t let her near the knives |
| And of course we’ll hear |
| «Mom, he’s in my chair! Make him move! You gave it to me!» |
| That’ll be my older brother |
| The doctor of psychiatry |
| Home for the holidays |
| Lots of interstate congestion |
| Home for the holidays |
| Nervous stress and indigestion |
| In the sibling rivalry |
| Mind-numbing conversation |
| We’re going home for the holidays |
| All across the nation |
| You know we’ll have to board the puppy |
| Yeah, he wouldn’t survive our nephew Dave |
| I still wake up screaming |
| Dreaming of last year’s cat in the microwave |
| Home for the holidays |
| Pack me lots of medication |
| Home for the holidays |
| Another dysfunctional celebration |
| I swore this year, that we’d stay here |
| But when I tried, Momma cried |
| Brought up Daddy’s heart condition |
| In the sibling rivalry |
| Mind-numbing conversation |
| We’re going home for the holidays |
| All across the nation |