
Date of issue: 11.02.2002
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Freudian Slip |
Well, she was walking toward me in a tight red dress |
Looking like she just won a beauty contest |
I wanted so bad to make a good impression |
Using all the powers of articulate expression |
Then all the blood rushed out of my head |
And I can’t be held responsible for what I said |
'Cause what I meant to say was… «I'd be honored to |
Reveal to you some aspects of our fair metropolis that |
A lady of your obvious sophistication might find |
Extremely stimulating.» |
What slipped out was… «(blabbering) Wanna see my pet |
Frog?» |
CHORUS: Freudian slip (a slip of the tongue) |
My brain does a flip (and I come undone) |
My tongue starts to trip (all over my words) |
And they come out of my lips (like something you never |
Heard) |
In my desperate attempts to be cool |
I try to be hip, and I’m a blabbering fool |
What I mean to say is poetic |
But what comes out is just pathetic |
(blabbering) |
No time for regrets -- hey, what are you gonna do |
'Cause the very next day I had a job interview |
But then came the shocker and I don’t mean maybe |
The personnel director was the very same lady |
I thought, here’s my chance to turn it all around |
I’ll dazzle her by saying something profound |
And what I meant to say was… «I'm quite confident |
That I have the educational qualifications and the |
Inherent sensitivity to become an indispensible asset |
To your establishment.» |
What slipped out was… «(blabbering) Would you sign |
My arm?» |
(REPEAT CHORUS TWICE) |
Name | Year |
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Ahab, the Arab | 2014 |
Old Dog | 2021 |
Disorder Down On The Border | 2021 |
Ain't Nothin' Funny Anymore | 2021 |
My Better Half | 2021 |
CoCo Cabana Band | 2021 |
The Gambler And The Octopus | 2021 |
Moonshine | 2021 |
Soap Sally | 2021 |
Dis-Connected | 2021 |
Down In Mexico | 2021 |
Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast | 1996 |
Virgil And The Moonshot | 2009 |
Mama Sang Bass | 2009 |
Too Drunk To Fish | 2009 |
Further More | 2021 |
United We Stand | 2002 |
Cry Me A River | 2021 |
Lay Me Down (Roll Me Out To Sea) | 2021 |
Blue Moon | 2021 |