Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me), artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 31.12.1986
Song language: English
Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me) |
| Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease |
| You doctors, you get all the breaks |
| You get to bury your mistakes |
| Doctor, have mercy on me |
| Well, the cruelest thing that was ever invented |
| Came out of a mind that was truly demented |
| It’s a little ol' thing they call the proctoscope |
| I said «a little ol' thing», that ain’t exactly right |
| 'Cause it’s a three-foot piece of galvanized pipe |
| Make a sedentary middle-aged man out-jump an antelope |
| Heaven knows what goes on in their minds |
| Why, some of these doctors think they’re divine |
| 'Bout one half-step down from the man upstairs |
| They can’t walk on water or part the sea |
| But I had one who separated me |
| From my gallbladder and every penny of money I made for the last six years |
| Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) |
| (Have mercy) |
| Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease |
| The practice of medicine is a must |
| But must you always practice on us? |
| Doctor, have mercy on me |
| They make you wait in their office for hours on end |
| While they drive into the club in their Mercedes-Benz |
| That you paid for with your hemorrhoid-ectomy |
| And those little gowns they give you got no back at all |
| And they’d be too short if you were three feet tall |
| I tell you, it’s just a plot to strip you of your pride and dignity |
| Strip down naked, boy, cough and sneeze |
| And jump up on that table on your hands and knees |
| Now there’s not another person in the world you’d do that for |
| But we just jump on up there like a Cocker Spaniel |
| Like it’s written somewhere in some sacred manual |
| That you do everything the doctor tells you |
| Who do they think they are? |
| Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) |
| (Have mercy) |
| Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease |
| Practice medicine day and night |
| Practice? |
| Practice 'til you get it right |
| Doctor, have mercy on me |
| I said, doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) |
| (Have mercy) |
| Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease |
| Yeah, you doctors, you get all the breaks |
| You get to bury your mistakes |
| Doctor, have mercy on me |