Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cool Down Willard, artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 31.12.1986
Song language: English
Cool Down Willard |
| You’re just too hot for the farm |
| I said, cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| You gotta throttle back on the charm |
| Yeah, my wife and my grandma and my aunt May |
| Go wild when you wave your toupee |
| I said, cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| You’re just too hot for the farm |
| Well, I’m up every morning at the crack of dawn |
| But my wife’s already up and got the TV on |
| Just sittin' there, starin' at the test pattern |
| You can’t budge her from that spot |
| She’s waitin' for that early morning Today Show |
| With that sexy weatherman, her superhero |
| Old debonair, devil-may-care Willard Scott |
| «Oh, Willard, you’re just the sweetest thing» |
| «Now sit down, grandma, and put your teeth back in |
| You’re drooling all in your cream of wheat» |
| «Oh, Willard» |
| Now grandma just ain’t been the same |
| Since her last birthday when Willard mentioned her name |
| Right there on coast-to-coast TV |
| Why, we had to step up her medication |
| And the wife don’t cook nor clean the home |
| She’s talkin' all day on the telephone |
| 'Bout what Willard said, what Willard wore |
| Why, it’s a serious situation |
| Said, cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| You’re just too hot for the farm |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| You gotta throttle back on the charm |
| Now there’s just so much these women can take |
| You’re the hottest thing to ever hit Wild Lake |
| I said, cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| You’re just too hot for the farm |
| «Oh, here I am, Willard» |
| «Come and take me, you handsome hunk» |
| «Now grandma, don’t get yourself all riled up» |
| «Come on, Willard» |
| «Grandma, what have you got on?» |
| Now grandma ain’t been acting like she should |
| Since she rode off to Frederick’s of Hollywood |
| She just puts on her little outfit |
| And waits for Mister Excitement with the boutonnière |
| The whole darn thing has just gone too far |
| Why, they’ve even started talkin' 'bout gettin' a VCR |
| So they can watch Willard 24 hours a day |
| I tell you, it just ain’t fair |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| Why, this is worse than Elvis, or the Beatles |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| Yeah, the way these women are just throwing themselves at this man |
| What is it gonna take to get somebody to help me with the chores? |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| I mean, I’m out here working my fingers to the bone |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| Milking the cows, slopping the hogs |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| Feedin' them chickens, I’m sick of this |
| I tell you, Willard, I’m out here killing myself |
| And these women are all piled up in the bed there watchin' you on TV |
| Cool down, Willard (Cool down) |
| Cavorting around and trampling where their bed’s at |
| I tell you, Willard |
| Willard |
| (Cool down) |