Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Come to the U.S.A., artist - Ray Stevens. Date of issue: 27.04.2010
Song language: English
Come to the U.S.A. |
| This is the I.I.A.P. |
| The Illegal Immigration Assistance Program |
| A tax payer funded division of Oaknut |
| For Spanish press 1… Portuguese 2… Arabic 3… |
| Farsi 4… French 5… Swahili 6… German 7… Italian 8… |
| But if you insist on English please stand by… |
| If you are thinkin' about illegal immigration |
| Be careful when you’re choosin' the nation |
| 'Cause breakin' the law in some countries is frowned upon |
| Imagine that |
| Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy |
| And ship you to Mongolia till you die |
| And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on |
| Yeah and don’t go a-hikin' and enter Iran |
| Or you might never be heard from again |
| And in Mexico you might face a firing squad |
| Yeah and forget all about going to North Korea |
| That’s a great example of a bad idea |
| So when it comes down to it |
| There’s only one option you’ve got |
| Yeah come to the USA |
| There’s no penalty to pay |
| Should you get caught illegally immigratin' |
| Come to the USA |
| It will be your lucky day |
| 'Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin' |
| Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free Education |
| Help with your Voter Registration |
| And drivers license and credit cards |
| And license plates for your old car |
| Lots of jobs for you to do |
| And employers who’ll turn a blind eye too |
| Come to the USA! |
| No need to worry about the Constitution |
| We’ll help you start a house of prostitution |
| If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do |
| You see those gringo infidels are crazy |
| They’ll give citizenship to your new baby |
| So you see there’s really only one choice for you |
| Come to the USA |
| There’s no penalty to pay |
| Should you get caught illegally immigratin' |
| I said come to the USA |
| It will be your lucky day |
| 'Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin' |
| Yeah you get public housing and cable TV |
| And food stamps and even Government cheese |
| The borders are a swinging door |
| Go home for a visit and come back for more |
| There’s sanctuary and amnesty |
| Bring the whole famn damily eventually |
| Yeah come to the USA |
| This has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut… |
| Dedicated to collapse of the American way of life |