Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Back In The Doghouse Again, artist - Ray Stevens. Album song 20 Comedy Hits, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 06.11.1995
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Back In The Doghouse Again |
Do do-de-do do do do-de-do |
Do do-de-do do |
Yeah |
The other morning I was crawlin' home |
Made it about halfway across the lawn |
Just paused beneath the begonias there to rest my hands and knees |
Mindin' my own business laying there in the snow |
When my wife walks out says she’d like to know |
What I thought I was doin' in the shrubbery |
At a quarter past three |
I said, «Honey, I’d love to tell you |
But I’m sworn to secrecy! |
Yeah! |
It’s got something to do with night maneuvers |
And national security! |
Heh heh!» |
Well, then I watched her swell up like a toad |
And put both hands on her hips |
Then squinched up those little beady eyes |
And pooched out that bottom lip |
And I knew that I was |
Back in the doghouse again! |
Sleepin' with my flea-covered friend |
Oh, move it over Rover! |
Looks like I’m movin' in! |
Back in the doghouse again! |
Do do-de-do do do do-de-do |
Do do-de-do do |
So I told that woman |
«You know what’s wrong with you? |
You never think of the good things I do! |
Like how I leave my dirty clothes all spread out on the floor there so easy to |
see? |
Yeah, you know how you worry about gettin' fat? |
Ain’t I always there to help you out with that? |
Well, how many times have you heard me say |
'Better slow down Porky, looks like you’re puttin' on a few pounds to me! |
Heh' |
Yeah, and the night you changed that flat tire, didn’t I stand there and hold |
the light? |
And you want to make a big fuss about me comin' in a little late at night? |
Huh!» |
Well, I must’ve said somethin' wrong |
'Cause she put both hands on her hips |
And then she rolled her eyes, and stamped her foot |
And pooched out that bottom lip |
And heaven only knows why, but I was |
Back in the doghouse again! |
Yeah, I spent more time in there than Rin Tin Tin! |
Yeah, I keep on tryin' to please her |
But then I do somethin' dumb and then |
It’s back in the doghouse again! |
Move over there boy and let me in there |
Whew! |
Boy, have you got Alpo breath tonight! |
Gotta get you some of them chlorophyll dog biscuits! |
Chase cars? |
Naw, I don’t wanna chase cars again tonight |
Remember what happened last time? |
We caught one! |
Yeah, almost killed me! |
Ran over me twice! |
Pass me that bone there, would’ya? |