
Date of issue: 10.08.2009
Song language: English
Something On The Side |
Marriage is a sacrament, a duty and a joy |
The blessed union of a girl and boy |
It’s caring and it’s sharing through the good times and the rough |
But pretty soon the husband finds enough is not enough |
A man must have his mate |
A groom must have his bride |
Plus a little something on the side |
Just to be respectable a fellow takes a wife |
Though she’s sweet and soft and gentle he needs something supplemental |
Someone who can give his life that little extra vim |
Someone that’ll be doing what his wife won’t do for him |
Somebody to satisfy that slightly wayward whim |
Just a little something on the side |
Something on the side, something on the side |
Something on the quiet that can always be denied |
Someone to embrace far from the place where you reside |
Just a little something on the side |
A genty says to me ‘How'd you like to be. |
Be my little something on the side?' |
In a little love nest on the far side of the town |
We can play at slap and tickle |
Hide the sausage, dunk the pickle |
I said ‘Right dear, I’ll be chill if you have got the jack |
What I’ve got is yours dear if you’d like to have a crack' |
Now he has me on me front and sometimes on me back |
And sometimes we try something on the side |
Something on the side, something on the side |
Something on the quiet that can always be denied |
Someone to embrace far from the place where you reside |
Just a little something on the side |
Who can tell us why a little sugar pie |
Is always twice as sweet when it’s eaten on the slide |
A wife is very nice but you’ve not lived until you’ve tried |
Just a little something on the surreptitious side |
A diddle diddle dumpling |
A tumpa tumpa tumphing |
Just a little something on the side |
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