
Date of issue: 10.08.2009
Song language: English
Naughty Or Nice |
Some are okay, |
Some are too boughty. |
Naughty or nice, here’s my advice: |
Before you speak, think twice. |
Some words are dandy, |
Some are too randy. |
So I’ve supplied a handy guide for us. |
My naughty or nice, |
Virtue or vice, |
Cheap with the price thesarus. |
Richard is nice, |
Dick is naughty. |
Puncture is nice, |
Prick is boughty. |
Galas, dances, perfectly clean. |
Balls… obscene. |
Doorbell’s nice, |
Knockers, naughty. |
Doggy is nice, |
Pussy, boughty. |
Nail is right, but screw is wrong. |
You can say ding, but you can’t say dong. |
Donkey is nice, |
Ass is naughty. |
Story’s ok, |
But tale is boughty. |
You can say sparrow, but you can’t say tits. |
Quick is a winker, but not lickety split. |
Boob is nice, boobs, naughty. |
DJ’s okay, BJ boughty. |
Construction, yes, |
Erection, no. |
You can say ha, |
But you can’t say hoe. |
Hole is nice, |
Pee is naughty, |
The cho is nice, |
But the finger is boughty. |
Lobster’s okay, |
But crabs, ooh. |
Grab is fine, |
But snatch is taboo. |
Grassy is nice, |
Woody, naughty. |
Cashews are nice, |
Nuts, naughty. |
Paw is fine, |
Peter’s over the line, |
You can say 68, |
But not 69. |
That’s my thesarus, |
The end of my rap. |
Now you can give me applause, |
But please, |
Don’t give me the clap! |
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You Will Never Change My Mind | 2009 |
Whatever Happened To Melody | 2002 |
Moonlight | 2002 |
Something On The Side | 2009 |
A Married Man | 2002 |
Ménage A Trois | 2009 |
Oxnard | 2002 |