Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Naughty Or Nice , by - Ray JesselRelease date: 10.08.2009
Song language: English
Naughty Or Nice |
| Some are okay, |
| Some are too boughty. |
| Naughty or nice, here’s my advice: |
| Before you speak, think twice. |
| Some words are dandy, |
| Some are too randy. |
| So I’ve supplied a handy guide for us. |
| My naughty or nice, |
| Virtue or vice, |
| Cheap with the price thesarus. |
| Richard is nice, |
| Dick is naughty. |
| Puncture is nice, |
| Prick is boughty. |
| Galas, dances, perfectly clean. |
| Balls… obscene. |
| Doorbell’s nice, |
| Knockers, naughty. |
| Doggy is nice, |
| Pussy, boughty. |
| Nail is right, but screw is wrong. |
| You can say ding, but you can’t say dong. |
| Donkey is nice, |
| Ass is naughty. |
| Story’s ok, |
| But tale is boughty. |
| You can say sparrow, but you can’t say tits. |
| Quick is a winker, but not lickety split. |
| Boob is nice, boobs, naughty. |
| DJ’s okay, BJ boughty. |
| Construction, yes, |
| Erection, no. |
| You can say ha, |
| But you can’t say hoe. |
| Hole is nice, |
| Pee is naughty, |
| The cho is nice, |
| But the finger is boughty. |
| Lobster’s okay, |
| But crabs, ooh. |
| Grab is fine, |
| But snatch is taboo. |
| Grassy is nice, |
| Woody, naughty. |
| Cashews are nice, |
| Nuts, naughty. |
| Paw is fine, |
| Peter’s over the line, |
| You can say 68, |
| But not 69. |
| That’s my thesarus, |
| The end of my rap. |
| Now you can give me applause, |
| But please, |
| Don’t give me the clap! |