Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song You've Got Mail Enhancement, artist - Psychostick. Album song Sandwich, in the genre Date of issue: 03.05.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
You've Got Mail Enhancement |
| If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing |
| If you engage in spam, there’s something you should know |
| That I will hunt you down |
| And I’ll destroy you |
| Burn in hell |
| I get online, then notice I have email |
| I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck |
| 20 emails, all coming from the same guy |
| I don’t know why he’s concerned about my penis size |
| And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX |
| I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups |
| Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me |
| There is no rubber for electronic STD’s |
| For every spam I get |
| I’m gonna make you eat your own shit |
| For every spam I get |
| I’m gonna choke you with your own dick |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, fuck face |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, donkey balls |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, cooter cream |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, dick |
| I get rebooted, and get back to my email |
| I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom |
| Keep on searching for anything legitimate |
| I got a feeling I’ll never end up finding it |
| And what is this, Shania Twain all naked |
| I click the link and I get dicks on the screen |
| Endless dickage, colossal disappointment |
| I’m gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment |
| For every spam I get |
| I’m gonna smash in your face with a brick |
| For every spam I receive |
| You’re gonna get to gargle your pee |
| For every spam I get later |
| I’m gonna rub your face on a cheese grater |
| For every spam you send me |
| I’m gonna do, something, like, really, not good |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, shit lick |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, penis steak |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, anal butter |
| Thank you for ruining the internet, cunt |
| The internet is a wonderful place. |
| The ability to retrieve information on any |
| subject or communicate with anybody around the world is a significant step to |
| world peace and the evolution of the human race. |
| And then you got these |
| assholes who gotta be like «I'm gonna shit all over this precious gift to |
| mankind. |
| Oh yeah the answers are out there, but you gonna have to dig through |
| this colossal pile of shit to get at them.» |
| Thank you for ruining the internet |
| Thank you for ruining the internet |
| Thank you for ruining the internet |
| Thank you for ruining the internet |