Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Obey The Beard , by - Psychostick. Song from the album IV: Revenge of the Vengeance, in the genre Release date: 12.11.2017
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Obey The Beard |
| Mustache? |
| No |
| Sideburns? |
| No |
| Goatee? |
| Maybe |
| Beard? |
| Beard! |
| Do you feel alone? |
| Do you feel neglected? |
| Not doin' too well with the ladies? |
| Well I got the solution for you! |
| Low self esteem? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Afraid to follow your dreams? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Are you lonely and sad? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Wanna look good in plaid? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Are you workin' out? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Did your car break down? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Ice caps melting? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone |
| call |
| But the battery’s dead and you can’t find an outlet to plug in your charger? |
| Grow a beard! |
| Grow the beard! |
| Feed the beard! |
| Brush the beard! |
| Manscape the beard! |
| Stroke the beard! |
| Love the beard! |
| Fear the beard! |
| Obey the beard! |
| Obey the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Behold the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Accept the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Respect the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| «Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard! |
| It’s just so… beard!» |
| Impress your date, with your beard! |
| Eat a steak, with a beard! |
| Chop down trees, with a beard! |
| Crush your enemies, with a beard! |
| Catch a fish, with a beard! |
| Roundhouse kick, with a beard! |
| Trawl the net, with a beard! |
| Chia pet? |
| Ch-ch-ch-chia, beard! |
| Drive a truck, with a beard! |
| Try your luck, with a beard! |
| Arm wrestle, with a beard! |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja beard |
| Pet your doggie, with a beard! |
| I pledge allegiance to the beard! |
| Can’t grow a beard? |
| Then buy a beard! |
| Do you have a beard? |
| Then grow more beard |
| «You need to shave this thing!» |
| Shut up, Grandma, grow a beard! |
| Defend the beard! |
| Drink to the beard! |
| 'Cause beards are good… |
| And scruff! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Behold the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Accept the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| Respect the beard! |
| (Obey the beard!) |
| I was so empty and lost inside |
| 'Til I grew you ('til I grew you) |
| I put my faith in my facial hair |
| To get me through |
| Well I can defy the odds again and again |
| With you on my chin (you on my chin) |
| With every moment you grow closer and closer |
| To my heart |
| «Sigh… I love you beard.» |
| «If you love it so much, why don’t you just marry it?» |
| «Huh…» |
| «Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard, for bearder or for |
| worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part?» |
| «I beard!» |
| (Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!) |
| Abe Lincoln had a beard |
| ZZ Top, epic beards! |
| Dimebag Darrell, metal beard! |
| Chuck Norris, kickass beard! |
| Number one, make it beard! |
| Chewbacca, is a beard! |
| Santa Claus, Jesus Christ |
| God… has a beard! |
| Obey the beard! |
| Obey the beard! |
| Obey the beard! |
| Obey the beard! |