| My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
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| I wanna drive you off a cliff
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| Watch you crash into a ravine
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| For the things you did to me, you…
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| STUPID CAR!
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| I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
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| Blow your damn engine back to hell
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| Where I know you’re from.
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| PIECE OF CRAP!
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| You aren’t even worth the tow
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| To a junkyard or a place
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| Where you’d sit and lay to waste, I…
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| WISH YOU’D DIE!
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| Oh nevermind, you always do.
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| Could you tell me how much longer it will be
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| Until I’m rid of you?
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| I wish that you’d just get hit by lightning (or something)
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| My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
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| I guess I’m just a sucker with a lemon
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| So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
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| You leak more than a newborn baby
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| I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
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| Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
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| Such wonderful variety of problems galore
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| Will there be a time
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| Where I know I can drive
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| Without my car breaking down?
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| And will I ever see
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| It start consistently
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| Without the pain and the suffering?
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| Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)
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| Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)
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| Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)
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| My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
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| I ought to give you a swift kick
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| In the muffler, in the tire
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| Or where ever I desire you…
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| STUPID CAR!
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| You never get me very far when
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| You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
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| PIECE OF CRAP!
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| I guess you want a piece of me
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| Since you’re leaving all your pieces
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| In the middle of the street
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| You HEAP OF JUNK!
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| I don’t know what I’m gonna do
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| I just hope that I don’t have to take another day of driving you
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| I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she’s dead)
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| The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
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| Your miles are approaching seven digits
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| May God have mercy on the soul that’s holding the key
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| I’m guess I’m just a little angry
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| But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
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| You probably think I’m slightly overreacting
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| Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
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| Will there be a time
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| Where I know I can drive
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| Without my car breaking down?
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| And will I ever see
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| It start consistently
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| Without the pain and the torment?
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| Will there be a time
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| Where I know I can drive
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| Without my car breaking down?
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| And will I ever see
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| It start consist…(what the?)
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| (Car starting) Come on…
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| (Car starting) Gimme a break!
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| (Car starts running for a moment) Ah?
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| (Car breaks) All right! |
| Piece of SHIT!
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| (Smashing noises) DIE!
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| (Smashing noises) DIE!
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| Stupid car… |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Two Ton Paperweight , by - Psychostick. Song from the album We Couldn't Think Of A Title, in the genre