| 'Ahem'
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| I read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to her
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| ex when she found out that he had sex with his ex-wife that ruined his life by
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| making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss now he’s
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| single and unemployed and he said his life is completely destroyed and I DON’T
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| GIVE A SHIT!
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| Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza
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| Which she eats every time she feels alone and I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
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| And Sam replied that he’s there for her and she can come over to dry her tears
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| He’s probably planning to get her drunk and I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
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| HEY! |
| YOU! |
| What do you read?
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| Something negative or something bleak?
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| Your digital confessions of depression are an obcession
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| The lack of your discretion leads to my increased agression
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| I just wanna punch you in the Face… book
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| Sadface emoticon!
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| I’m rebooting my social life and you don’t belong
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| YOU’RE GONE!
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| No more attention for the shit that dont matter
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| I’m apathetic toward your blubbering blather
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| John just made a post proclaiming he hasn’t eaten since noon today a burger and
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| fries sound really good and I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
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| And Jack replied: «Dude just ask if you want me to get you something»
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| thats when Ledesa said «You shouldnt eat meat»
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| And I think i’m gonna have to
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| Hide your post, hide your blog
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| Hide your post, hide your blog
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| Hide your post, hide your blog
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| I don’t give a shit shut up
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| Shut up (click)
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| Shut up! |
| (double click)
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| Shut up shut up! |
| (lots of clicks)
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| Sadface emoticon!
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| I’m formatting my social life and you don’t belong
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| YOU’RE GONE!
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| No more attention for the shit that dont matter
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| I’m apathetic toward your blubbering blather
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| All that I ever wanted
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| Was to reach out to my friends
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| Instead i’m drowning in a sea of bitching, whining, moaning, and com-
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| plaining about the weather (BLOCK!)
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| Fighting with your lover (BLOCK!)
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| Griping about the government (BLOCK!)
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| Preaching about the environment (BLOCK!)
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| I hate my parents (BLOCK!)
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| I lost my wallet (BLOCK!)
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| I’m totally bored (BLOCK!)
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| I feel so (BLOCK!)
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| I! |
| (BLOCK!)
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| But! |
| (BLOCK!)
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| Please! |
| (BLOCK!)
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| Aww, did I hurt your feelings? |
| Oh well, I guess i’ll never know!
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| Sadface emoticon!
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| I’m rebooting my social life and you don’t belong
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| YOU’RE GONE!
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| No more attention for the shit that dont matter
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| I’m apathetic toward your blubbering blather
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| Sadface emoticon!
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| I’ve put up with the dramathon for way too long
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| YOU’RE GONE!
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| I’ll do away with all the Jerry Springer
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| By clicking delete using my middle finger
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| (CLICK) |