| You wanna be like me? |
| You wanna soften up?
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| Well it ain’t easy so you better step your game down, son
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| Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up
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| Take a seat and let me show you how it’s not done
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| I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk
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| I can make the same choices and rely on luck
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| Got excuses for days that I’ll defend
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| Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end
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| I scare off all my friends
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| I forget to take my vitamins
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| Life can throw anything at me
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| I will always react the same
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| Get emotional and hang my head in shame
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| When I get knocked down I get upset about it
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| When I get upset I do nothing about it
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| When I get put down I get obsessed about it
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| I ignore advice from everyone
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| Don’t need self esteem, when your pride’s enough
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| Cause I suck
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| Got ya beat at how much I suck
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| I’m the WORST
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| You think you’re just like me? |
| You think you’re born to fail?
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| You don’t know the lost cause of this hollow shell
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| I’m broken as fuck, I’m damaged goods
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| The burned out Little Engine that Never Could
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| I’m a caged tiger that sits and waits
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| For someone to kindly open the gate
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| I’m the guitar that gently weeps
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| I’m a door mat so wipe your feet on me
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| I can’t admit I’m wrong
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| I forget to call my mom
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| Life can throw anything at me
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| I will always react the same
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| Whine online and find someone else to blame
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| When I get knocked down I get upset about it
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| When I get setback I do jack shit about it
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| When I get knocked down I get depressed about it
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| Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die
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| I could off myself but I’m too lazy to to try
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| Cause I suck
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| I’m pathetic and I also suck
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| Smashing boundaries on how to suck
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| Got Self-diagnosed OCD manic bipolar personality with
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| ADD borderline hyperactive mood swings
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| Impulse control-lacking, antisocial
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| Histrionic narcissistic all-avoidant codependent
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| A.D.D… hold on, I think I already said that
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| Self-loathing people hating
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| Way too much masturbating
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| Overthinking, overeating
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| Oversleep and drool
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| Cynical, critical
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| Randomly hysterical
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| Miserable
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| My voicemail is always full
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| Scatterbrained, paranoid
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| Chronically unemployed
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| Scared of phone calls
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| And I hate ordering pizza
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| Way too self-righteous
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| Failing every drug test
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| Issues with trust
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| And I sneeze when I’m nervous
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| ACHOO
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| Ugh, excuse me
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| When you ask me if I’m okay
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| I will dodge it relentlessly
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| I’ll say I’m fine and I don’t need therapy
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| When I get knocked down I get upset about it
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| When I get upset, I lay down and wallow in it
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| When I get walled in, I get cryptic about it
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| I’ll keep doing the same things everyday
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| Cause if I do, I bet things will change
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| Cause I suck
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| I bet tomorrow that I’ll still suck
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| My endlessly complex set of issues gives me a sense of identity
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| Thus I suck
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| No one sucks as much as I suck
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| Achoo!
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| Whew |