Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Uncle Material , by - Psychostick. Song from the album Do, in the genre Release date: 22.08.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Uncle Material |
| Oh, no! |
| Babies everywhere |
| Everybody’s having babies! |
| Crying and pissing and burping and spittin' and fussin' |
| And shittin' while making you rue the day |
| Babies. |
| Too many babies |
| Listen up everyone, here’s the scoop |
| Babies like to turn your money into poop |
| Newborns all look like aliens |
| They spawn on this planet and abduct your best friend |
| Sleep deprived, want to die, as I rock him to sleep |
| Work all day, rinse, lather, then repeat |
| Sing a lullaby while ignoring the smell |
| Gotta keep the thing alive or you’ll end up in jail |
| Babies will whine and cry |
| All day and night |
| What I’m trying to say is |
| I don’t wanna have baby |
| That’s a «no,» not a «maybe» |
| Everybody says I’m crazy |
| Cuz I don’t wanna raise a baby |
| I may end up really lonely |
| But at least I’m not a daddy |
| I don’t wanna clean up vomit |
| Or wipe off a poopy heiny |
| Oh, YEAH! |
| I can get a vasectomy! |
| Denying parents grandbabies |
| Sisters and brothers and fathers and mothers |
| And aunties and uncles all push me to reproduce |
| Chew toys do not pacify |
| Listen up, everyone, here’s the deal |
| You’re not the one that’s gonna end up paying the bills |
| Parenthood’s a prison of barf and tears |
| A mandatory minimum of 18 years |
| Overpopulation is rising too |
| So let’s add another mouth to compete for food |
| Take a good look at me, tell me now |
| Do we really need another me running around? |
| Babies will break the bank |
| And crush your dreams |
| What I’m trying to say is |
| I don’t wanna have a baby |
| That’s a «no», not a «maybe» |
| Pay someone to sterilize me |
| That will ensure I have no baby |
| I think I’d rather have rabies |
| Than to rear a human baby |
| All the money I’d be saving |
| Could buy a robot or a puppy |
| So much poop |
| Too much pee |
| No free time |
| No more sleep |
| Kill me |
| (Baby Noises) |