Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sober on Saint Patrick's Day, artist - Psychostick.
Date of issue: 13.04.2022
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sober on Saint Patrick's Day |
I’m sober on St. Patrick’s Day |
Is there a crueler fate than this? |
I doubt it |
I’m sober on St. Patrick’s Day |
Every pub I see around |
Is crowded |
And the people they all say |
There’s got to be a better way |
But I’m broke as fuck |
Down on my luck |
Don’t even have a nickel |
In my pocket |
Can’t find a lick of liquor |
Guess I’ll be on my merry way |
Without it |
But then Terry gives me a call |
And he says his keg is full |
Well that’s all he had to say |
I’m getting fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Get the fuck out of my way |
I’m loaded |
Fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Punch my buddy |
In the fucking nutsack |
Taking a shit off the roof |
Drinking home made liquor |
I don’t know the proof |
Yeah I’m fucked up |
Hey what up |
Let’s go flip |
That fuckin' taco truck |
Fucked up on St. Patrick’s Day |
There’s tacos flying everywhere |
Aw fuck yeah |
Good old fashioned taco fight |
Just like back in the olden times |
In Dublin |
Terry’s got a fresh bottle |
Of Malort in the trunk |
But he can’t find his keys |
And now he’s blowing chunks |
People making comments |
That we’re sloppy drunks |
But it’s St. Patrick’s Day |
And we don’t give a fuck |
We’re fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Get the fuck out of our way we’re loaded |
We’re fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Get the fuck out of our way we’re loaded |
We’re fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Get the fuck out of our way we’re loaded |
We’re fucked up on St. Patrick’s day |
Get the fuck out of our way we’re loaded |