| Friday night, 1994
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| Me and my friends are stepping through that door
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| To see movies, VHS and DVD
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| On shelves as far as the eye could see
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| Flicks I seek and I would always find
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| Joy in the aisles whatever I desired
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| SNES and NES and Sega Genesis
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| Unless some jerk beat me to the one I wanted
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| Should’ve come a little sooner, but I digress!
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| One by one I watched them close
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| Or turn into a «Cash for Gold»
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| The movie palace that gave us hope gives out payday loans
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| And this kids will never know
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| Blockbuster Video
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| Every weekend we would go
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| Then we’d bring the movies home
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| Netflix ain’t got nothing tonight
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| And Redbox leaves me dead inside
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| My childhood video rental spot is now a parking lot
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| And the kids will never know
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| Sunday night, it’s time to take 'em back
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| It’s 11:47, better get to haulin' ass
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| I’m running red lights, ignoring stop signs
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| Cuz last time I didn’t pay the late fee a collection agency was coming after me
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| Barely made it! |
| Whew!
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| Little did I know I was rushing to return my final video
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| What can we resort to now?
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| To pretend that we’re going out?
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| A sacred ritual lost to time and we can’t rewind
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| And the kids will never know
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| Hollywood Video
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| Every weekend I would go
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| And bring my treasures home
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| On-demand can lick my balls
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| And torrenting takes way too long
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| There’s only one place that I wanna be, but it’s up for lease
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| And the kids will never know
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| (Guitar Solo With Vocalization)
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| Kah! |
| Kah Kah! |
| Kah!
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| Whieirrr! |
| Whieirrr! |
| Whieirrr!
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| Wih-Whieirrr!
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| Wih-Wuh-Wih-Wah-Wherr-Wah-Wih-Wir-Wherrrr!
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| Ah-Werr-Nah-Wir-Nah-Wir-Nir!
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| Dah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nih-Nah!
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| All of those Gaaa-Eee-Aaaa-Eeeaaaa-Ee-Aaa
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| All of those
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| gaaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaeee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaeee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaa-Eee-ames!-Aaa-eee-aaaames-aah!
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| (Outro)
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| Wow, what a different time we’re living in
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| Wow, what a different time we’re living in
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| (And the kids will never know)
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| What a different time we’re living in
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| (And the kids will never know)
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| What a different time we’re living in
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| Lah! |
| Dah Dah Dah Dah!
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| Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah!
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| Lah! |
| Dah Dah Dah Dah!
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| Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah!
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| Lah! |
| Dah Dah Dah Dah!
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| Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah! |