
Date of issue: 12.11.2017
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
President Rhino |
All hail President Rhino |
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief |
All hail President Rhino |
All hail, all hail |
Republicans think they got a solid economic platform |
Rhinoceros has two horns |
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich |
A rhino’s skin is grey and thick |
Rhino will bore through your entrails |
Swat flies with his thick tail |
Debate social issues |
When it’s time to vote you know what to do |
Vote Rhino! |
All hail President Rhino |
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief |
All hail President Rhino |
All hail, all hail |
«President Rhino, how do you plan to turn around this country’s economy?» |
(Rhino sounds) |
«President Rhino, what’s your stance on abortion?» |
«President Rhino, is it true that you have a charging ground speed of 30 miles |
per hour?» |
The people loved him for his brutal honesty |
Till he mauled a crowd of people at an orphan charity |
When Rhino’s term was finally ending |
His support had started waning |
Grazing on the White House lawn |
The press revealed that he was lazy |
Foreign policies in question |
Poachers gone, yet still in recession |
Rhino just wants to stampede |
I think it’s time that he secedes |
How could we all believe that such a |
Prehistoric beast who barely sees could have |
Capacity to lead the country to prosperity? |
Re-elect President Rhino! |
Re-elect rhinoceros Commander-in-chief |
Re-elect President Rhino! |
Re-elect the Rhino |
All hail President Rhino! |
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief |
All hail President Rhino |
All hail, all hail |
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