| I was taking a walk during my lunch break,
|
| and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political
|
| bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans.
|
| He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:
|
| Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
|
| They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
|
| They’re going door to door and taking everybody’s jobs
|
| The CIA gave me LSD
|
| Political bum, Political bum
|
| He’s got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
|
| He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
|
| Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.
|
| Political bum
|
| I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, «Will eat for food.»
|
| My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another
|
| barrage of confusing rhetoric.
|
| I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
|
| They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
|
| Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
|
| You sank my partisanship
|
| The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just
|
| getting warmed up.
|
| Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. |
| Whatever they
|
| are.
|
| Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
|
| The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
|
| 911 was an upside job
|
| Somebody kill the fucking whales
|
| Republican or Democrat, you can’t really tell
|
| But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell
|
| You won’t never get me back on a plane
|
| I caught herpes from the TSA
|
| JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
|
| Somebody give me some change
|
| I see him on the corner almost everyday
|
| I think he takes his showers at the YMCA |