| Tearin’down the road doin’ninety
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| in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
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| I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin’for a Sucker like me to drive by goin’way to fast
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| I saw the red and blue in my rear view
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| So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
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| He looked at me in the nose and said:
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| «Son, do you realize your tires are round?»
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| And I said:
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| «PLUH!»
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| YES, I SAID PLUH!
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| Walking down the streets in my running shoes lookin’for a shoestore
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| So that I can find myself parking spot
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| I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
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| but his boxers
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| And a cap that said:
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| «I like tater tots.»
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| He said something in Latin
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| that I didn’t understand
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| And I thought the worst until
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| he pointed at my wrist
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| Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
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| So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
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| «PLUH!»
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| YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!
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| If there ever was a word that you heard
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| SO ABSURD
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| It could take the place of ANYTHING
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| that you could say
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| Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
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| Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!
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| So remember the next time you forget
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| What you’re sayin’in the middle of a sentence-
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| Don’t strain your brain to remember the word
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| Instead look 'em right in the nose and
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| Tell 'em that the answer is:
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| «PLUH!» |