| Your pubes are on the soap 'cause you never wash em off
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| And I never say a thing
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| There’s wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes
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| And I never say a thing
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| Well
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| I’ll move your bookmark to a different page
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| I’ll let your hamster out of its cage
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| I’ll call you names when you just left the room
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| I’ll draw mustaches on pictures of you
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| Passive vengeance
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| Passive vengeance
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| No direct confrontation at all
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| Passive vengeance
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| Passive vengeance
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| No direct confrontation
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| You haven’t got a job and you owe me for the rent
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| And I never do a thing
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| You always eat my food and you’re hogging up the shower
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| And I never do a thing
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| Well
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| I’ll put a scratch on your favorite CD
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| I’ll tell your friends you watch CMT
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| I’ll steal your change that you dropped on the floor
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| I won’t tell you when I go to the store
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| Hey man
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| Hey
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| Where’d you go?
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| Uhh to the store
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| Oh well yeah I kinda needed some toilet paper. |
| It’d be awesome if you could let
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| me
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| Know when you do stuff like that
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| I’ll be sure to let ya know next time
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| You won’t
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| You won’t see this coming at all
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| You won’t
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| You won’t see this coming
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| Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly
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| In retaliation justice will be dealt because I
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| Farted on your door handle (you got more comin')
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| I took a roll of toilet paper (no mercy)
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| I gave your dog diarrhea (you got more comin')
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| I threw away your phone charger (so take that bitch)
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| So take that bitch
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| So take that bitch
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| You had enough bitch
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| So take that bitch
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| You want more bitch
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| So take that bitch
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| So take that bitch
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| How could you prove it was me
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| That’s called passive vengeance
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| Passive vengeance
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| No direct confrontation at all
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| Passive vengeance
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| Passive vengeance
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| No direct confrontation
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| (dialogue) |