| «Coming in to your ear holes
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| They took their wallets
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| They took their jobs
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| But… heh…butt.»
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| High--
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| Highway to the blah blah
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| High--
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| Mine, that is mine. |
| Give that to me, that is mine
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| I saw it first!
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| It’s mine, I want that pizza
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| Get off my ass (Get off my ass)
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| Go back inside (Go back inside)
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| Stay in your hole
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| (Stay back in KAMEeRERereREERr…)
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| Our tuning is boring! |
| Boring, boring, boring, is this lined up?
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| Lower it, beyond reason, beyoOoOoOnd reasOoOoOn
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| RRRAAAAAAAAH…
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| Dammit!
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| Hey guys this is Joe I am reading for Dr. Duck, that’s what we’re gonna call
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| him. |
| Soon as those people are playing
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| Shut the fuck up
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| Feed the ducks, feed all the ducks
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| (FEED THE DUCKS)
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| You think thats funny, wait till they’re coming
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| Don’t you know…
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| We’ve experienced a tear in space time reality
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| «Why do you have me doing this? |
| I had no idea glow in the dark. |
| Hey Jenna are
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| you going out with tom tonight?» |
| This shit’s so ridiculous
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| I need you all to act like Godzilla is attacking you right now, go!
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| Celebrate like we just killed Godzilla and saved the world, go!
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| Everybody go bbbbbllll
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| Hey Alex, hook me up with a brew?
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| Wants ta have some of the brewskis!
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| Get a brewski
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| (That's terrible)
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| Damm stoopid ass robe
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| There’s no such thing as H-Flat
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| That was awesome! |
| (That was hilarious! No such thing as H-flat!)
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| Here at Psychostick industries we are committed to brining you the finest of
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| stupid metal songs
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| During our research and development we strive to be on the cutting edge of
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| whatever it is we do here
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| Our latest collection of sounds compiled by punching guitars and throwing snare
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| drums down stairwells have been clinically tested to ensure our golden caliber
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| of excellence
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| (And by clinically tested, I mean I got drunk and played them for this guy Cory
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| who lives down the street. |
| I think he works in a clinic. |
| You never can tell
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| with Cory.)
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| When you are listening to a Psychostick song, you should be confident of the
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| fact that it is composed of vibrations that form a mechanical wave of pressure
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| and displacement which travel through the air where they are transmitted to you
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| nerve and then relays information to your temporal lobe where it is registered
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| as sound
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| We guarantee to bring only the finest of stupid metal songs with the comfort of
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| our golden promise. |
| They will always be between 20Hz and 20 KHZ,
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| the range of human hearing
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| Psychostick industries: Go fuck yourself |